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MAFSUK thread #2. Is Dean barking up the wrong tree?

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 23/09/2025 21:20

New thread!

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Catsandcwtches · 25/09/2025 21:24

Jeez is 6”1 not tall enough? 😅 I used to have a 6”4 boyfriend, was a total pain as I had to shout up at him when we were walking along

murasaki · 25/09/2025 21:24

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2025 21:23

She’d make a great Mrs. Reed in a Jane Eyre production

Give it 15 years and she could do Mrs Danvers from Rebecca.

Empress13 · 25/09/2025 21:24

Dillite2 · 25/09/2025 21:08

Crystal is definitely going to push her wife down that hill.

Sounds like at least 1 person read the brief and has understood the assignment.

Should be titled Murder at first sight 🤣

Mysticaldeer · 25/09/2025 21:25

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 25/09/2025 21:22

What about those yellow eye things?

Well you can take those back off, so no, people can choose whether to use them or not. I'm not a monster 😊.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 25/09/2025 21:25

Catsandcwtches · 25/09/2025 21:24

Jeez is 6”1 not tall enough? 😅 I used to have a 6”4 boyfriend, was a total pain as I had to shout up at him when we were walking along

The image of someone shouting up made me laugh 😭😭

Donttellempike · 25/09/2025 21:25

He’s failed the alpha tape measure part of the exam

BeautifulNights · 25/09/2025 21:25

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2025 21:24

She’s like the wind

Now, Patrick Swayze, he was a good looking man.

FirstCuppa · 25/09/2025 21:25

menopausalfart · 25/09/2025 21:04

WTF is an alpha?

Used to be called a prototype 💁

KickHimInTheCrotch · 25/09/2025 21:25

She looks a good 10 years older than him, but that's probably all the injections.

Pianoaholic · 25/09/2025 21:25

murasaki · 25/09/2025 21:24

Give it 15 years and she could do Mrs Danvers from Rebecca.

That is exactly what I thought!

SabrinaThwaite · 25/09/2025 21:25

Pianoaholic · 25/09/2025 21:19

Must be so exhausting , trying to be that perfect!!
Doesn't she realise she'd look better a bit less perfect?

Doesn't she realise she'd look better a bit less perfect plastic?

Fixed that for you.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 25/09/2025 21:25

BeautifulNights · 25/09/2025 21:24

Is she? Neither are attractive. Shes quite masculine looking.

Hes too soft 😭 (imo)

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 25/09/2025 21:26

Mysticaldeer · 25/09/2025 21:25

Well you can take those back off, so no, people can choose whether to use them or not. I'm not a monster 😊.

Phew that’s good as I was thinking of getting some. Don’t know what they do but they seem to be a thing so…

Empress13 · 25/09/2025 21:26

Reckon Bec’s mum has had Botox her face don’t move either

LeaAndDer · 25/09/2025 21:26

Let’s be honest ladies (and gent if there is one) we’re only watching for the dramas, brides that don’t fancy the groom, grooms that dont fancy their bride, the couples with the most differences, the bride/grooms that fancy those that aren’t their partner etc etc

FirstCuppa · 25/09/2025 21:26

Catsandcwtches · 25/09/2025 21:24

Jeez is 6”1 not tall enough? 😅 I used to have a 6”4 boyfriend, was a total pain as I had to shout up at him when we were walking along

I think it's that he is lying when he doesn't need to.
I'd see that as a weird need for more ego and worrying ease of lying flag.

menopausalfart · 25/09/2025 21:26

Is this the last of the couples?

Empress13 · 25/09/2025 21:27

She looks 50 and hard faced

murasaki · 25/09/2025 21:27

LeaAndDer · 25/09/2025 21:26

Let’s be honest ladies (and gent if there is one) we’re only watching for the dramas, brides that don’t fancy the groom, grooms that dont fancy their bride, the couples with the most differences, the bride/grooms that fancy those that aren’t their partner etc etc

Shush. We are all here for true lurrrrve.

Oh.

LeaAndDer · 25/09/2025 21:27

menopausalfart · 25/09/2025 21:26

Is this the last of the couples?

We haven’t had the oldies yet.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 25/09/2025 21:27

menopausalfart · 25/09/2025 21:26

Is this the last of the couples?


mumofoneAloneandwell · 25/09/2025 21:27

LeaAndDer · 25/09/2025 21:27

We haven’t had the oldies yet.

Oh yeah! One couple left **

menopausalfart · 25/09/2025 21:27

So there's still hope?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 25/09/2025 21:27

Empress13 · 25/09/2025 21:26

Reckon Bec’s mum has had Botox her face don’t move either

Got to practise on someone

BeautifulNights · 25/09/2025 21:27

Empress13 · 25/09/2025 21:27

She looks 50 and hard faced

I think too much Botox is aging a whole generation of young women. They can’t see it.

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