MAFSUK thread #2. Is Dean barking up the wrong tree?

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Shitlid did turn Casper into Shitlid 2.0

I always wondered if that was a bet.

I think it’s her new business?

But we saw Davide with them as well.

Or is that a joke I didn't get?

They're supposed to help with puffy eyes etc and I think she's needing a point that she's not sleeping well in the dungeons.

re the groom Divarni - his friend ( the one with the blonde streak in his hair ) was a participant on Channel 4's Love Triangle shown earlier this year.

I had to Google them, apparently It’s A Thing.

Leah has just started a new business in the category ‘other human health activities’. It’s probably not weird gold coloured under eye patches at all but what great advertising if it is.

Well not really, when she's wearing them she looks like something off Red Dwarf, and when she isn't she has a very botoxed shiny face.

She's not selling the idea to me.....

Well not really, when she's wearing them she looks like something off Red Dwarf, and when she isn't she has a very botoxed shiny face.

She's not selling the idea to me.....

I’ve been watching on catch up - what a turnaround with Grace and Ashley. I can’t see them getting past the friend zone, but that would still be quite an achievement.

Joe, for all his tats and bad boy vibes, seems like someone tvat wants a quiet life. Maeve (plastic fantastic - what does she actually look like underneath all that crap?) would need to dial down the party girl and I think he’d appreciate the side of her that loves her son and her horse.

Yes, entitled millenial shitbox.

Me neither, but then I doubt we’re the target audience (too old and too cynical, at least in my case).

Yes, that's me in a nutshell.

Imagine Crystal as your counsellor / therapist.

’Which one of these crystals most reflects your thoughts / trauma / ex husband?’

She wouldn't turn up for most of the sessions as she needs her alone time.

I’d buy them if I could wear them everywhere

The couple tomorrow look like mum and son

Can't believe Leah didn't strangle Leigh on the massage table.... she has some restraint!

I would have loved it if she'd taken the crystal from the wedding in her coat pocket and wellied it off the zip wire.

Leigh reminds me of someone who used to be in Eastenders years ago and I can’t remember her name and it’s driving me mad!

Would add that I did once go to a counselling session where I was asked to select shiny pebbles to represent different people in my life.

I may have just told her which rock types they were and then given her a Paddington stare.

Sharon .... 👍😄

Is it Mandy?

So glad Grace has climbed down to earth and he was patient enough to let her have a wobble. I think that bodes well as her trust will be growing and he can see the relaxed fun side for a bit. Let's hope he doesn't have Boy Jobs and Girl Jobs like Davide when they move in together...

I am not keen on tattoo face or Barbie of Doom. I can't see anything interesting or particularly charming in either of them. I don't think Sarah is his type but she might be more his type than Pisshead. Agree unfair of them to put him with someone who can't go more than a few hours without a bottle.

Crystal now needs to find a room with her crystals. I reckon she has pretend chats with them and is secretly pleased none of them answer her back... At least Skeletor got a go on the zip line and had a laugh.

Well i hope i am wrong about Ashley and Grace
They are warming to each other.

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon

"re the groom Divarni - his friend ( the one with the blonde streak in his hair ) was a participant on Channel 4's Love Triangle shown earlier this year."

Who was he matched with?