MAFSUK thread #2. Is Dean barking up the wrong tree?

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Oh, wonderful, another parent! I really don't think this is fair on anyone involved.

Quite a few are parents this series.

Sarah’s dream guy! Tats man

Giving me Tasha vibes....

No Turkey teeth, so it's a plus.

I loved geordie shore me, i'm secretly rooting for her, the radgie 😄😄

She should pair up with the Essex guy who bleeds Newcastle!

It's Newcastle's version of Holly from last year 😩 God help us

This year more than last tho, is really opening my eyes to what men mean when they moan about the apps & dating!! 😳😆

Look at that chain 😐

WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES SO POINTY??

God our bar is low with this show!

😄😄

To match his teeth?

Oh my god!! His Mum is the Head from Art Attack!!

i think they’re both unstable. Not the safest pairing

So I've got my life back together, the best thing to do now is embarrass myself on E4.

You were able to see his nipples past all the tattoos?

His nipples?

Omggggg 😭

He looks like Jamie Lloyd the theatre director

He definitely seems unstable

He looks a bit like hot felon, only with lip filler

You know what they say about huge hoop earrings ! 🤣🤣

Both softies: match...

I'm getting a mix of Lacey, Polly and Holluh 😱... thought that the minute I clapped my eyes on her.

This is gonna be a repeat of polly and shitlid from last year, her begging for affection

How long before she cracks on to him, do we think?