Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Mack is alive! For now anyway

[TellingBone]

On you go

😂

I wonder where that flour is from

That letter was well hidden. It’s a variation on leaving a pregnancy test in the kitchen bin like they always do

Ray has caught Chas's pointy finger habit

It was so obvious Gabby would find that letter just shoved in a drawer.

Comedy

I’d like to have seen what Robert and Aaron chatted about instead of getting Ray’s secret pancake recipe

Gaslight central

Dman is stupid

Vic practicing with the bump covering cushions

Dylan is very naive to have been taken in by Ray’s fake performance on the phone to his imaginary boss

Aaron shouldn’t have rushed into that barbershop

If I’m ever pushed off a cliff, or held hostage in a bunker, I hope I get treated at Hotten General, because I’ll go from flatlining in a coma to looking better than ever within a week.

Ugh it’s all these stupid stories where everyone is hiding something. I hate it.

Agree, tedious.

Everything will probably come out at Christmas, it usually does

Hey April, don’t forget you’ve got to go to school, phonics and The Tiger Who Came for Tea is waiting at story time.

How many times are we going to hear about this debt?

Could we start a go fund me page to raise the £1300 needed to clear the debt for the dinky drug dealers? FFS all this never ending shite with the pair of them and Ray in every episode. It’s so boring

Nobody notices this man hanging around with the teenagers in a tiny village

The Flossie Fund

Exactly. Laurel saw April deep in conversation with Ray the other day and it didn’t strike her as odd.

I'd happily contribute if it means bringing this ridiculous story to an end soon

Robert could have tried sounding a teeny weeny bit convincing when he said "The man I care deeply about" describing his deeply unattractive "husband"

Why does Ray have to say "Dman" in every bloody sentence. So annoying.

I'd happily contribute if it means bringing this ridiculous story to an end soon

Robert could have tried sounding a teeny weeny bit convincing when he said "The man I care deeply about" describing his deeply unattractive "husband"

Why does Ray have to say "Dman" in every bloody sentence. So annoying.

April and Dylan cannot possibly be this naive surely? I mean I want to throttle the pair of them ☠️