Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Mack is alive! For now anyway

[TellingBone]

On you go

Now fuckwit Caleb has left the gun down

Did I miss the the start why is Cain out cold?

I thought Graham and his marrow could fast forward and drop it on John’s thick head.

The kids that do appear on screen are constantly at the dentist

Caleb hit him round the head with the spade .

Caleb hit him on the head with a shovel to stop him shooting John. Then told John to help him

Caleb grabbed the gun and whacked him with it

Because Caleb hit him with a shovel. Yeah, bonkers.

Oh sorry yes it was the shovel 😂

Thanks I missed a few minutes …

Cain is not going to be happy with Caleb!

I thought Mack had a broken ankle from John smashing a rock on it ? Shot in the shoulder as well ,, miracle hospital

Mack was in a wheel chair yesterday. He’s not even limping today

Cain will be on the war path….mad that Caleb hit him!

What did Caleb take off his wrist and leave in the car?

The car keys ?

Border Farce ready and waiting

Mack will be back at the farm hauling bales of hay around soon!

Cain is going to be raging with Caleb. The stupid fuckwit!

Hotten General is well known for performing miracles. What surprises me is that Dr Jacob isn't around to learn from all this miracle work.

Go on doggie

“It could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Anywhere but home,
Rotterdam or anywhere…”

Why can't that dog sniff out bloodied John?

The ridiculousness carries on

Mackenzie has remembered to limp 🤣