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Save the Date - New series of MAFS UK 21.09.25 💒👰‍♀️🤵 NO SPOILERS!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 29/08/2025 15:00

New series of MAFS UK to start Monday, 15th September.

We know it’s not as good as the Aussie version, but we’ll be there for this year’s rabble!

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Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 22:36

SabrinaThwaite · 22/09/2025 22:35

I think he’s worked his way up, starting in other companies, initially as a fabricator and moving up to an officer on ships.

Well, at least according to LinkedIn.

Fair enough. He’s a type very familiar to me , including the bar burning bollocks. Though I haven’t heard that since the 80s 🙄

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 22:37

How much longer? Im flagging 😴

lalaloopyhead · 22/09/2025 22:38

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 22:37

How much longer? Im flagging 😴

Are they 2hrs-ers all week? I'll be exhausted! 🥱

IWasDreamingOfRevelry · 22/09/2025 22:38

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 22:37

How much longer? Im flagging 😴

12 minutes… you can do this. 💪 Would you like Dean to rap for you, would that perk you up a bit maybe?

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2025 22:39

What’s wrong with using humour to deflect? Asking for a friend

IWasDreamingOfRevelry · 22/09/2025 22:40

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2025 22:39

What’s wrong with using humour to deflect? Asking for a friend

😂 Just don’t start rapping and put your guitar away!

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:40

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2025 22:39

What’s wrong with using humour to deflect? Asking for a friend

It can be quite tiring as it then feels like the person is incapable of being mature and sensible.

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:41

Davide is so drunk

menopausalfart · 22/09/2025 22:41

Davide looks like he's falling asleep.

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2025 22:42

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:40

It can be quite tiring as it then feels like the person is incapable of being mature and sensible.

Oh well he’s stuck with me now

murasaki · 22/09/2025 22:43

Ah, Sarah's dropped the spark bomb.

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:43

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2025 22:42

Oh well he’s stuck with me now

He wouldn't still be there is he didn't like it. Unless he is chained to the bed by his ankles and wrists and can't chew himself free.

dapsnotplimsolls · 22/09/2025 22:43

Harsh - if I fancied you, I'd have shagged you by now.

menopausalfart · 22/09/2025 22:43

Bet he raps when his weener comes out.

Pianoaholic · 22/09/2025 22:44

Dean is surprised at the lack of spark.
What about his amazing rapping and singing?

Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 22:44

Did she have to spell that out , it was news to him???

ruethewhirl · 22/09/2025 22:45

Bit condescending there, Davide... 'I'm proud of you'??

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:45

Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 22:44

Did she have to spell that out , it was news to him???

Perhaps if he had stopped singing and rapping, that message would have sunk in sooner.

IWasDreamingOfRevelry · 22/09/2025 22:45

Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 22:44

Did she have to spell that out , it was news to him???

Just shows how full of himself he is. He thought she would obviously fancy him.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 22/09/2025 22:46

Dean is like a performing sealion. Stuff a fish in his gob, Sarah

murasaki · 22/09/2025 22:46

One of Nelly's eyes is bright red.

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:47

IWasDreamingOfRevelry · 22/09/2025 22:45

Just shows how full of himself he is. He thought she would obviously fancy him.

Which to me solidified that the Jolly Fatty persona is just that and his thin personality was the real thing. Plus he keeps referring to himself as a nice guy. Instant red flag that is.

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2025 22:48

Aww I hope these two make a go of it

IWasDreamingOfRevelry · 22/09/2025 22:48

Dillite2 · 22/09/2025 22:47

Which to me solidified that the Jolly Fatty persona is just that and his thin personality was the real thing. Plus he keeps referring to himself as a nice guy. Instant red flag that is.

💯

murasaki · 22/09/2025 22:48

Did Ashley just say he wanted a tomboy barbie???

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