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Save the Date - New series of MAFS UK 21.09.25 💒👰‍♀️🤵 NO SPOILERS!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 29/08/2025 15:00

New series of MAFS UK to start Monday, 15th September.

We know it’s not as good as the Aussie version, but we’ll be there for this year’s rabble!

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Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 21:40

Awks

murasaki · 22/09/2025 21:40

She really doesn't want to kiss him.

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 21:41

Oh the handsome, polite and smiley man with the lovely accent isnt my type

JaquiRussell · 22/09/2025 21:41

Why does her bridesmaid in the shawl look so cross? She looks massively pissed off

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 22/09/2025 21:41

Imagine if they’d matched her with Dean 🤣🤣🤣

TinselAngel · 22/09/2025 21:41

He’s perfectly serviceable. I don’t know why she’s taken against him.

murasaki · 22/09/2025 21:42

TinselAngel · 22/09/2025 21:41

He’s perfectly serviceable. I don’t know why she’s taken against him.

Serviceable 🤣🤣🤣

ruethewhirl · 22/09/2025 21:42

SHIT.

She's standoffish and rude to him and it just makes him like her more. This is going to be messy.

And the way the shoved the ring on to his finger!!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 22/09/2025 21:42

TinselAngel · 22/09/2025 21:41

He’s perfectly serviceable. I don’t know why she’s taken against him.

Serviceable 😄

Franpie · 22/09/2025 21:43

Did she really expect to fall in love with him on first sight? What a drama llama

dapsnotplimsolls · 22/09/2025 21:43

SabrinaThwaite · 22/09/2025 21:39

Oh god, limericks now.

There once was a bride called Grace
Who had a somewhat immobile face
She behaved like an arse
And it turned into a farce
So she's fallen completely from grace

ruethewhirl · 22/09/2025 21:43

TinselAngel · 22/09/2025 21:41

He’s perfectly serviceable. I don’t know why she’s taken against him.

I'd service him. Oops, did I type that out loud?

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 21:43

Is she gonna turn out to be nutty as a fruit cake?

SabrinaThwaite · 22/09/2025 21:43

👏👏👏🤣

ETA: meant to quote our MN poet

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 22/09/2025 21:43

She hasn't given him any chance whatsoever ! Why do they all think the experts have a warehouse of supermodels? If they want their usual type just keep on with the dating apps!

Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 21:43

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 21:43

Is she gonna turn out to be nutty as a fruit cake?

Think that horse has bolted

menopausalfart · 22/09/2025 21:43

There's always one sulk.

IWasDreamingOfRevelry · 22/09/2025 21:43

Mentally unstable….watch out that man!

murasaki · 22/09/2025 21:44

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 21:43

Is she gonna turn out to be nutty as a fruit cake?

Turn out to be? I think that ship set sail a long time ago.

Donttellempike · 22/09/2025 21:44

dapsnotplimsolls · 22/09/2025 21:43

There once was a bride called Grace
Who had a somewhat immobile face
She behaved like an arse
And it turned into a farce
So she's fallen completely from grace

👏👏👏👏
perfect

popcornandpotatoes · 22/09/2025 21:44

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 21:41

Oh the handsome, polite and smiley man with the lovely accent isnt my type

I know! Fucking give over

opencecilgee · 22/09/2025 21:44

He is perfectly serviceable

give it ten mins love. Get to know him

Pianoaholic · 22/09/2025 21:45

I feel really bad for him!!
She has the idea that she is supermodel status/looks and expected the male equivalent.

LiamNeesonIsADerryGirl · 22/09/2025 21:45

I know they're trying to add to the drama by zoning out on Ashley's vows but I found it actually quite rude!

murasaki · 22/09/2025 21:45

They should move the partner swap week forward, stick her in with Dean and then let her have a little rethink.

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