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Save the Date - New series of MAFS UK 21.09.25 💒👰‍♀️🤵 NO SPOILERS!

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JellyBeanSpring25 · 29/08/2025 15:00

New series of MAFS UK to start Monday, 15th September.

We know it’s not as good as the Aussie version, but we’ll be there for this year’s rabble!

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Imenti · 21/09/2025 22:31

TinselAngel · 21/09/2025 22:28

Will they be terrorising each other’s bum holes?

Omg hahahaha still not over that one 🤣🤣

Pianoaholic · 21/09/2025 22:31

The lack of spark! That phrase wasn't far away!

TitsInAbsentia · 21/09/2025 22:31

What's your usual type? I dunno...I suspect Deano hasn't really had a usual of anything...

Donttellempike · 21/09/2025 22:32

He’s giving David Brent vibes at the moment

Pianoaholic · 21/09/2025 22:32

Nooooooo not another rap please...

TitsInAbsentia · 21/09/2025 22:32

Dean is desperate to get some work out of this isn't he.

SabrinaThwaite · 21/09/2025 22:32

Oh no!
Just don’t.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 21/09/2025 22:32

Donttellempike · 21/09/2025 22:32

He’s giving David Brent vibes at the moment

🤣

TheAlcott · 21/09/2025 22:32

Oh god. No. Not again.

TinselAngel · 21/09/2025 22:32

NOOOOO

menopausalfart · 21/09/2025 22:33

He'll be getting her name tattooed ASAP.

Donttellempike · 21/09/2025 22:33

Oh sweet baby Jesus no singing 🙄

CoastalCalm · 21/09/2025 22:33

Nooooooo Mr Poppy stop !

TitsInAbsentia · 21/09/2025 22:33

Donttellempike · 21/09/2025 22:32

He’s giving David Brent vibes at the moment

No he's making me want to instantly bang DB!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 21/09/2025 22:33

She’ll be falling onto a sharp knife before long

Dillite2 · 21/09/2025 22:33

Why is he working so hard at sabotaging everything? Stop overcompensating! Just be yourself and not a clown. Or, at least, read the room.

Pianoaholic · 21/09/2025 22:33

Maybe another rap would have been preferable.
At least that wouldn't need to be on tune.

JaneJeffer · 21/09/2025 22:34

Where’s Simon Cowell when you need him?

TinselAngel · 21/09/2025 22:34

“Hello? Cringe ambulance for a bride please”

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/09/2025 22:34

I'm not sure if this is better or worse than rapping.

JaquiRussell · 21/09/2025 22:34

His mind immediately went to the tattooed guy when she mentioned the bad boy thing.

I do think that Dean is now coming off to be viral or get as much airtime as possible. The rap now a song! It's too much

Donttellempike · 21/09/2025 22:34

Dillite2 · 21/09/2025 22:33

Why is he working so hard at sabotaging everything? Stop overcompensating! Just be yourself and not a clown. Or, at least, read the room.

He’s clueless. That’s the problem

Dillite2 · 21/09/2025 22:34

Quickest divorce ever might be on the cards.

TinselAngel · 21/09/2025 22:34

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 21/09/2025 22:33

She’ll be falling onto a sharp knife before long

Like Davide and Keye?

TheAlcott · 21/09/2025 22:35

I used to have a boyfriend who giggled. Lovely guy, but there's just nothing sexy about a giggling man.

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