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Why do people hate Caprice?

29 replies

franch · 19/01/2005 22:19

I knew nothing about the woman before CBB (and not much more now TBH), but I'm intrigued by the way I've heard so many people using the word 'businesswoman' as an insult in relation to her. They seem like they'd feel so much more comfortable if she was as big a bimbo as they thought she was!

I have no real opinion on the woman (though I can't say I was that impressed to see her invite Jeremy Whatsit to rub Vaseline on her breasts - isn't she married with kids?) but am fascinated by how she seems to have disconcerted people.

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Whizzz · 19/01/2005 22:20

I take it you didn't see 3 Celebs & a baby then !

franch · 19/01/2005 22:21

Oops, no, what did I miss?

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Whizzz · 19/01/2005 22:23

She was given an electronic baby to look after for a week. She was pretty useless & ended up breaking its finger & kicking it off a bed ! She did try though

franch · 19/01/2005 22:25

Oh, doesnt she have kids herself then? As I said, I know nothing about her ....

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makealist · 19/01/2005 22:27

personally I think she is a sad excuse of a woman
(reinforced after watching 3 celebs + baby)

Whizzz · 19/01/2005 22:31

Obviously no-one had told her about Mumsnet

franch · 19/01/2005 22:31

Why, makealist? I'm genuinely interested

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franch · 19/01/2005 22:32

Yep Whizzz, we'd have sorted her out

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lou33 · 19/01/2005 22:37

i like her

dawnie1 · 19/01/2005 22:44

Franch, because rubbing vaseline on her breasts would probably get her into the 'Daily Star' yet again. In fact she is only famous for bearing her plastic breasts. She tried acting but can't act. She tried singing but can't sing. She has tried presenting but cant present. She has shagged many a famous man but it lasts 2 days then he goes back to his wife. She is yet another in the line of plastic, surgically enhanced, never dressed, talentless women who are famous for what??? Nudity, thats all.

lou33 · 19/01/2005 22:49

dawnie, your point is? You are being too subtle for me

dawnie1 · 19/01/2005 22:50
Grin
lockets · 19/01/2005 22:51

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lou33 · 19/01/2005 22:53

i warmed to her in road raja

pinkdiamond · 19/01/2005 22:53

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Socci · 19/01/2005 22:53

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Tinker · 19/01/2005 22:55

She appears to be utterly vacuous and devoid of any personality or warmth. Excellent material to wind up in fact. Think the 'businesswoman' tag is applied to her negatively because her product is her body as opposed to any perceived ability.

makealist · 19/01/2005 22:55

Yup, I think Dawnie said it all.

Must admit I do quite like Jordan, not sure why, she comes across as a bit more "honest"

dawnie1 · 19/01/2005 22:58

And Dwight Yorke,and Peter Stringfellow, and Mick Hucknell,and Rod Stewart, and Darren Day, and Bill Wyman, and most of the English football team members and Rugby teams (all players since approx 1960's)and any lone pop star/actor needing a career resurgence (regardless of marital status or age) and a hundred others.

In fact, I've discovered her 'talent' - after all the usage in the lower regions she can still walk without resembling JR Ewing

franch · 19/01/2005 22:58

pinkdiamond, I'm sure you're right about the single/no kids thing - I take that back. In fact that takes away my only reason for disliking her! Not that I'm a big fan of Playboy playmates, understand. Just interested in the whole phenomenon.

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franch · 19/01/2005 22:59

Ew! Peter Stringfellow?? Ew! Ew! Ew!

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lou33 · 19/01/2005 23:00

she is single and doesnt have kids

dont blame her making lots of money if she can tbh

dawnie1 · 19/01/2005 23:07

Makealist - I also find Jordan quite inoffensive, she is what she is and doesn't make any bones about it. I really don't like Caprice because she is normally described as a 'Supermodel' - Ha Ha - when did you ever see her in Vogue or Tatler !?! Naked, apart from a rubber thong, on all 4s, tits squeezed, face with constipated look, pouting on pages 3, 4 6, 9, 21, 42 and 83 of the 'Daily Star' is about as far as her 'supermodel' status gets her.

dawnie1 · 19/01/2005 23:07

Makealist - I also find Jordan quite inoffensive, she is what she is and doesn't make any bones about it. I really don't like Caprice because she is normally described as a 'Supermodel' - Ha Ha - when did you ever see her in Vogue or Tatler !?! Naked, apart from a rubber thong, on all 4s, tits squeezed, face with constipated look, pouting on pages 3, 4 6, 9, 21, 42 and 83 of the 'Daily Star' is about as far as her 'supermodel' status gets her.

Socci · 19/01/2005 23:09

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