Masterchef, Gregg and John wave bye bye

[BigFatLiar]

Getting ready for the end of last thread.

I think we have had 2 edited out each in previous weeks so 5 at this stage rather than 6

Ooh. What did they do about the bit where they line them up and send one home?

Mark's little laugh at Gregg's wristwatch comment entirely conveyed 'Die, you bald fucker!'

Didn’t think he’d need one with the usual number of updates from the speaking cock…

Judicious editing and more close-ups than usual.

Stress bunch tonight

Here. Just had a pie and chips from chippie.

been a long day

Moist. Shut up.

It's the second time Gregggg has made that 'nothing that a wristwatch wouldn't fix' comment in about 3 episodes, the unimaginitive twonk.

Can I post yet????? Oh thank god. I had so many replies to ye, but they banned me for posting too much?!?!

Ooh, there was a really obvious edit there. Ouch. And another. This thing has got more bits than a 1,000-piece jigsaw.

Say what !

Hannah could be cast as an off-puttingly welcoming tea-shop owner in Balamory.

Crikey @PotterHead1985 that's unnerving considering how we all witter on here

Did not know that was a thing!

I know!!! I have NEVER had that before. It's odd. I cant remember all the comments I wanted to make as replies. Gah

Lemon and coffee? Now I’m dimly starting to understand how Greggg felt about chocolate and orange.

I've just realised you can sing 'Don't deconstruct my cheesecake!' to the tune of Don't Take Away the Music by Tavares.

I was hoping for a tiramisu from Gabriele

Email them and ask what fresh hell this is

how you meant to know what the limit is ?

The Italian and the widower should be off if there's any justice - although the Italian hasn't done too badly tbf

Have you been typing 'Fuck off, Greggggg!' over and over like that scene with Jack Nicholson in The Shining? You might not even know you're doing it.

Chocolate shavings looking like mouse droppings there...

Lemon and coffee. Just why

If it happens again I will. Bit difficult tonight when I was trying to watch and follow along with ye. But I mean how many years have we been doing this and it never happened before. Upto and including yesterday.

Also I love lemon. I love coffee. Please dont anyone ever put them together again.