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Masterchef, Gregg and John wave bye bye

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BigFatLiar · 21/08/2025 10:44

Getting ready for the end of last thread.

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fourquenelles · 28/08/2025 20:41

I think Dan is Gary Oldman's younger brother😂

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:42

I think I am Team Dan the Everyman, although I don't think he stands a chance.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/08/2025 20:42

Fuck off gregg, what's coquille san jacques? Pleb.

littlbrowndog · 28/08/2025 20:42

Not the rack of lamb🤦‍♀️

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:42

Give over Gregggg, we know you’ve had coquilles st jacques on MC before

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:42

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:41

Ooh fondant. The dessert version of undercooked lamb.

Quite. And then jontys face when gabi aid she was gonna do fine dining again!!

fourquenelles · 28/08/2025 20:43

Gabi is far too emotional unless this is how she's been edited.

Bonjamin · 28/08/2025 20:43

What kind of psycho decides to cook a dessert that he’s seen screwed up multiple times on a cookery competition - for good reason? And another who cheerfully says she messes up her own choice ‘but my boyfriend loves it!’

my bet is NONE of these contestants are real, and the re-shot the whole series with actors, using an AI script generated from all the previous series…

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/08/2025 20:44

I like her. She'd be good fun.

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:44

Ah tony, I've missed that stache. And Simon bud that nose ring does not suit

littlbrowndog · 28/08/2025 20:44

The nose ring. Jeez

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:44

Gabi said 'Nooo!' there like her firstborn was just slipping from her grasp off a cliff. What's she going to be like if things go really wrong?

fourquenelles · 28/08/2025 20:45

Bonjamin · 28/08/2025 20:43

What kind of psycho decides to cook a dessert that he’s seen screwed up multiple times on a cookery competition - for good reason? And another who cheerfully says she messes up her own choice ‘but my boyfriend loves it!’

my bet is NONE of these contestants are real, and the re-shot the whole series with actors, using an AI script generated from all the previous series…

I am inclined to agree and I am not a conspiracy theorist by any stretch.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/08/2025 20:45

THEY ARE NOT FUCKING CHEFS! Cooks and restauranters.

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:46

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:44

Ah tony, I've missed that stache. And Simon bud that nose ring does not suit

Maybe he's started dating fire-breathing pigman. It's their engagement ring.

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:46

Just realised I left my phone charger at work and I’m already under 10%

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:46

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:46

Maybe he's started dating fire-breathing pigman. It's their engagement ring.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:48

I’d forgotten about fire breathing pig man 🤣

Bonjamin · 28/08/2025 20:49

It’s coffee soup.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/08/2025 20:49

Coffee creme brulee. Oh my God, stick me in a bath of that bad boy.

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:50

Oh dear. Splodge. And then dan burns his hand on the pot handle

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:50

It truly is the year of the fondant potato.

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:51

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:50

It truly is the year of the fondant potato.

This year's hispi

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/08/2025 20:52

Dan's looks good. As in the best of the night.

bungobungobungo · 28/08/2025 20:52

What’s with all the blue flowers?

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