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Masterchef, Gregg and John wave bye bye

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BigFatLiar · 21/08/2025 10:44

Getting ready for the end of last thread.

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Halsall · 28/08/2025 20:09

Evening Chuffs. I like mushrooms but one can have too many.

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:09

Evening Chuffs

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:09

There's something about Gabi that is straight from a Jilly Cooper novel.

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:09

I take it back, rather have the caterpillar

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:11

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:08

Oh Gabi no. Foraging AND mushrooms

To be fair, those woods she was foraging in as a child looked like they had a few wolves and bears in them. I can get behind the kind of foraging where you might die.

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:12

True Esma, we don’t get a lot of extreme foragers

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:12

Umm. What’s an online food creator ?

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:12

Ok, Dan. I started off thinking he looked like Gary Oldman's more sensible brother but, once he started talking, I amended that to Nigel Kennedy's more sensible brother.

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:12

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:12

Umm. What’s an online food creator ?

Cum movie gorilla!!!

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:13

What are you cooking?

'Eff o'.

I only asked!

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:13

Ooh, money laundering investigation sounds like a cool job!

SwedishEdith · 28/08/2025 20:14

An "online food curator"? I thought they said "creator" at first and wondered how you created food. But a "curator" just saves recipes? How is that a job?

fourquenelles · 28/08/2025 20:14

Oooo Albanian money laundering investigator. Dinner party guest for the stories she can tell.

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:14

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:12

Cum movie gorilla!!!

Finally a rival for fire-breathing pig man.

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:14

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:12

Cum movie gorilla!!!

Ahh transferable skills.

Halsall · 28/08/2025 20:15

'Do you know the Albanian word for beans?' Gregggggg asks an ALBANIAN 🤦‍♀️

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:15

What it actually says on her apron is “fuck off Gregg”.

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:15

I'm fluent in Albanian. Her apron actually says 'Fuck off, Gregg!'

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:15

🤣🤣

I need to start cooking for my Instagram again. Rather than just to eat. It's been neglected since mammy.

OwlsR · 28/08/2025 20:15

Evening chuffs - showcasing food?

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:15

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:15

What it actually says on her apron is “fuck off Gregg”.

Snap!

fourquenelles · 28/08/2025 20:16

Very pretty Henry

PotterHead1985 · 28/08/2025 20:16

I do NOT like the look of those mushroom pusta parcels at all. They have a bit of the poop emoji about them

TheDogsMother · 28/08/2025 20:16

EsmaCannonball · 28/08/2025 20:15

I'm fluent in Albanian. Her apron actually says 'Fuck off, Gregg!'

Great minds 🤣

Sunbird24 · 28/08/2025 20:17

His stripy pasta looked nice and thin

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