Masterchef, Gregg and John wave bye bye

[BigFatLiar]

Getting ready for the end of last thread.

Haha greggs losing his voice. There is a God!!!

Could Gregg sound any more like a phone sex pest?

Evening Chuffs. Who do we have this evening ?

Shirley Ballon-tine.

What's a ballotyne!!!!

So in the next round we could get any meal from anywhere in the world?

Or an airplane microwave meal and a bag of KP Nuts.

Evening John is incapable of saying ballotine, 😠.

Dh has just done that "wanker" cough. Oui chef.
And this one too.

A posh Harry who is great rivals with his brother? Hang on, let's get a closer look.

Bet she couldn't make those two look good.

Harsh. Have you never had the EasyJet Tapas Box !

Has Harry just given us a timeline of his nervous breakdown? From Mad Men to fish van parked outside a pub?

Am glad to be sat watching this. It's been a day. Took the dogs for a walk this avo and walked into quite a scene. Bunch of teens were jumping off the pier (a daily summer passtime) and apparently one never came back up. Had police, ambulance, rnli and coastguard searching.

Ooh I love arrancini

Why do you like mushrooms?

Say that more aggressively and Gregg could have been a Mumsnetter.

ooh exploding balls.

Omg Potts! Did they find the kid?

To the best of my knowledge not yet. The coast guard chopper left about 7.15pm (probably out of fuel). Don't know if the rnli are still out searching. Poor lad and his poor family

That's so sad.

Vishal’s food sounds fab.

The King of All Chaat? Like Michael Parkinson.

Tomato. But a big fuck off piece of lobster.

I like him. He's smiley and is wearing a sunny shirt. I also love yoghurt.

Missed the first bit so I don’t know who anyone is, but evening you Chuffs.

(another one who thinks lobster’s a basic ingredient?)

Evening. Oh that poor lad

But do you love 'too much' yogurt?