Did anyone see the Restaurant episode last night?
They were being shown how to be a great maitre d', and had to role play some situations.
Romesh was a diner who had been asked by the waiter to keep his kids quiet as there had been complaints. Cue the most glorious rant from Romesh about how this was an awful thing to ask. It was pure mumsnet batshittery and very, very funny. Additional points for there being actual screaming.