Should a MNer apply to be Alan's next Apprentice - what do you think?

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Have a MNer in the boardroom. We have such great ideas and I'm sure one of us could show any cheeky wipper-snappers how to get things done.

What do you think the max age for applying is? Is it ageist? I can see the max of the last lot of recruits being about 36 or 37 I think.

I might be too old. So who's going to apply?

I want to dress smartly for a few weeks and have time to do my make up so I'm toying with the idea.

I'll apply

However, I do have about as much buysiness sense as a moukldy beansproyut

I don;t think I'd get on anyway - I'm too foul mouthed.

SheikYerbouti - oh please apply and put your age as 21 plus VAT as in profile

You'd be perfect then Sheik.

I can't apply. Clearly I'd win, then I'd have to work with siralan

penny just dropped - you were a walrus

I dont know why anyone would want to go on a tv show where they are spoke to like they are pond scum.

Am loving number 8 in the terms and conditions.

"Sign your life away for £1"

I'd like Margaret Mountford job TBH