Eurovision Final 2025 thread 2

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Albanian we’re doing ok till that creepy bloke turned up

Not enjoyed it this year as much. Not enough standout songs or random craziness!

He's pretty scary.

Andy Serkis

He looks and sounds like a Bond villain

DH says he looks like Captain Birdseye’s evil brother

He is a supervillian from the despicable me film that hasn't been made

He's giving me Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast vibes.

So maybe national self-deprecation is the way forward, and the UK should just enter a song about car boot sales, Greggs and tea next year - sung by Gemma Collins in thigh high boots with some faintly problematic Morris dancers in the background?

How do I actually vote.
I have the app but can't work out how to do it

Who bought Donald Pleasance doing Bond villain out?

I could do that drum solo.

Albanian mafia

This is good

Why are they chanting Snack?

Please, Céline Dion, come and save us all.

Has she seriously managed to get an audience to clap in time for more than half a bar? Got to be part of the soundtrack, as nobody's managed that since Queen recorded their fans for We Will Rock You.

Has she got 1 boob out?

I don’t think anyone has stood out for me. I did like Sweden and Denmark. They were possibly the best. I didn’t think the UK did that badly now we are at the end of the songs.

I like the balalaika-thingy

I really like this. Only see this sort of avant garde stuff at Eurovision.

Latvia, Ukraine, Estonia, Finland and San Merino for me. Not a classic year.

How fun would it be to be one of the stage performers- I’d love goofing around in the background

Desperate times

Your MN Eurovision Mafia (with thanks the the Semi Final crew for help with the descriptions)

1 NORWAY Game of Thrones Meets 5ive
2 LUXEMBOURG Money Money Puppet on a String
3 ESTONIA Mr Coffee Bean
4 ISRAEL Morticia’s The Fire Escape
5 LITHUANIA Cheer Up Mate, It's Eurovision
6 SPAIN J-Lo Carey Glitter Platform Woman
7 UKRAINE Soft focus 70s TOTP Timewarp
8 UNITED KINGDOM The Drunk Disney Princesses
9 AUSTRIA Nemo 2.0
10 ICELAND Jedwardson’s Worzel Sea Shanty
11 LATVIA Ethereal Curtain Quality Street Axolotls
12 NETHERLANDS Silk PJs, Violins and Wiggly Arms
13 FINLAND Eurotrash the Remix
14 ITALY Temu Basement Dwelling Ziggy Stardust
15 POLAND Shakira with her Pet Dragon
16 GERMANY Drugged Up In 90s Berlin (with Vulcan)
17 GREECE Specsavers’ Mordor Branch
18 ARMENIA Saliva Treadmill Believer
19 SWITZERLAND C'est un Tear-Jerker Renaissance Painting.
20 MALTA Ann Summers Party
21 PORTUGAL The Day We Went To The Supermarket
22 DENMARK Sharon from EastEnders as Wonderwoman Euphoria Ripoff
23 SWEDEN Sauna!
24 FRANCE Sandblasting

25 SAN MARINO Tim Westwood joins Italy B Team On Your Summer Holiday
26 ALBANIA Claudia’s Cousin and Her Serial Killer Boyfriend