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Does Alan Sugar think he is funny?

10 replies

KIlliePieMyOhMy · 13/03/2025 21:44

The jokes he uses are not great.

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the80sweregreat · 13/03/2025 21:46

I can imagine he has them written for him.

BlondiePortz · 13/03/2025 21:47

They must because every one in the board room laughs at them in that obviously fake way

the80sweregreat · 13/03/2025 21:48

I don't mind Sir Alan, but I also dislike the fake laughing. It's probably just nerves though

corlan · 13/03/2025 21:48

He must think he's a comedy genius because everyone always laughs at his lame jokes. I'd like to think his wife gives hime a stony look and a sigh when he tries it at home though.

HangingOver · 13/03/2025 21:49

the80sweregreat · 13/03/2025 21:46

I can imagine he has them written for him.

I know his old joke writer 😁

MrsDThaskala · 13/03/2025 21:50

Oh my goodness was saying the same thing to myself now. I don't remember it being this ridiculously scripted. Every response has a stupid joke. And then the fake laugh to agree with him. I'm sure they just want to roll their eyes.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 13/03/2025 21:52

Yes he does, but he knows, in his heart, that other people don't and that's why he never pursued his dream of being a stand-up comedian and has had to make do with being just another multi-millionaire. 😕

scalt · 13/03/2025 22:07

What's he said now? I remember "If you say you're Jewish like me, we can pull your trousers down and check".

"You were in a bloody lion suit, for the lion's share of the day, and you didn't sell!"

And what I really want to know is: do the producers of the show decide who the winner will be before they start filming? It wouldn't surprise me at all.

KIlliePieMyOhMy · 14/03/2025 08:29

Obviously it must be the lack of sleep causing manic laughing. If your employer phoned you at 4am and said be ready in twenty minutes. I think most of us would be telling him to do one.

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Movisitr · 09/07/2025 13:30

Alan Sugar might think he’s funny, but his boardroom jokes don’t always land. Maybe he should try some geography jokes; those always help lighten the mood and keep things on the map!

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