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girls guide to 21st century sex or something

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Monkeytrousers · 09/05/2008 19:52

I caught a bit of this last night and it was the most useless thing I?ve ever seen on sex for girls, guides or just about anyone!

Two ?models? started demonstrating this position which apparent, both partners needed to be aroused to perform and so cut to them both poking at frotting one another with his technique, quite frankly, looking just painful! That?s no way to arouse a woman I almost shrieked grimacing!

Then it cut to a shot inside the vagina! It looked a bit like a leaky cave, with stalactites and (it has to be said) quite cavernous (but maybe that?s how they got the film crew in) anyway trying to wonder exactly whose POV we were being privileged by, suddenly a bald and obviously blind mole like creature popped into shot as if looking frantically for a grub then retreated only to come back again like some demented hairless vole. At this point I ran to bed and hid under the covers.

It was almost like watching Attenborough?s life underground except I didn?t lean a thing!

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nickytwotimes · 09/05/2008 19:53

PMSL!

southeastastra · 09/05/2008 19:54

omg what channel was that on

Monkeytrousers · 09/05/2008 19:56

I dunno. I losty the tv guide which is why I was flicking. Just after ER on more 4 so around there

I am still traumatised.

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Monkeytrousers · 09/05/2008 19:59

It was called a girls guide to 21st century sex! Why?? There was nothing of educational value, but really odd fetish value as far as I could tell.

Honest, the blokes arousal technioque had me crossing my legs! Poor woman!!

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Flame · 09/05/2008 20:01

pmsl @ the mole!!!!!!!!!!

VanillaPumpkin · 09/05/2008 20:05

Lol! esp at 'maybe that's how they got the film crew in' . I watched part of this once. It was very odd and like you I watched it in shocked horror rather than anything else. Do people really want to see inside??? It was v clinical. V odd...

hippipotami · 09/05/2008 20:19

PMSL, we caught the exact bit you have just described. We too switched off at the point the blind bald vole entered the cave.
It was the oddest thing I have ever seen.

And no, no educational value at all. Just odd really...

southeastastra · 10/05/2008 11:25

at least it wasn't on terrestial tv, i caught my son watching that embarrassing illnesses thing the other week, he'll grow up warped.

Monkeytrousers · 10/05/2008 17:53

was the the one about the big flaps?

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southeastastra · 10/05/2008 21:43

yes, he also watches gok wan

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