Stupid, Stupid people..

[DirtySexyMummy]

Why, when Jeremy Kyle asks the guests on his show 'how sure are you that the baby is yours?' before a DNA test, do they respond with such stupid responses, like 'i'm 65% sure'

How in the name of crap can you be 65% sure?

What is wrong with these people?

Why am I watching this shit anyway?

why would you watch this......

It's so bad it's good. It's like going to the zoo.

I suppose it might mean they had sex 100 times that month. 65 times with Mr A and 35 times with Mr B. Or something.

Absoloutely no idea why in hell I was even watching that. It came on the tv and I wasn't watching it, as I was on computer. But I overheard this nonsensical snippet.

Absurd.

And.. Deal or no Deal, why, why, why is this woman begging the people who open the boxes 'Please, I beg you please make it a blue'.

FFS.

This is on at the gym sometimes..... It makes me lose the will to run/live!!

A family from my school went on Jeremy Kyle. Oh dear. If you've got problems in your family, thats your first thought isn't it? 'I must ring the producer at the Jeremy Kyle show '

Another family who live around the corner went on Wife Swap. Oh dearX2

I get home from work around 3pm, just as Jezza Kyle is on ITV 2. If I need a nap before DS gets in from school, I switch Jezza on and I'm out like a light within 5 mins.

I wish Jezza was played on a loop all night, so I could just pop him on the telly and cure my insomnia at any time of the night.

Deal or No Deal seriously gets on my tits though. I might apply to go on it and just work my way around from box 1 up, in a calm way with no histrionics or silliness. That would piss em off.

The thing that gets me about the Jeremy Kyle show (apart from him being a complete patronising, bullying, egocentric git)is that these people go on for DNA tests because some of the girls have slept with half the town and don't know who to blame, the tests come back that say "yes, DH IS the father" and they all celebrate like mad. So, that's all right then. Forget about the other 10 blokes she had it off with.......

I get annoyed when the males and females on there say they didn't use contraception. If they had they wouldn't be in that situation in the first place. I think their being stupid by not using their brains half of the time.