will somebody in AUSTRALIA ppplleeasse help us with some decent Neighbours spoilers?

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google is turning up nothing but shite!

does rachel finally get shot of those two sanctimonious hypocrites Susan and Karl?

does Ned really die?

does Marco finally come out of the closet and reveal himself as the flagrant homosexual he is?

does Didge finally reveal herself as a tranny?

lol
and does lou find out he is a distant relation of the late sid James,

does Ringo FINALLY get laid?

lol and does ned find his brain?

My mate moved to the Gold coast a year or so ago and usually keeps me up-to-date but I haven't asked for ages as we have had other things to gossip about discuss.

She told me about the Susan illness thing and I think Rachel leaves but I can't remember now.

Okay, quite shufty at the old email. Someone returns, how shall I say this so you can guess and no one spits the dummy, who was married to Paul and still has a relative living on the street.

A few of the older "young" ones are leaving.

SPOILER
Oliver (but not for a good long while), Janae, Rosie and Fraser go off to Italy (happening just now in Oz so when we get it I don't know. The person returning is Lynnie. Harold is supposed to be retiring.

That enough to be going on expat?

If you look the characters up on wikipedia you can usually find out their fate.

If you want to.

i must know - what happens to rachel and angus?

susan is so smug i hope she gets slapped.

oliver's a twonk.

hope he drives off a cliff.

he'll probably move to tasmania like everyone else.

he's not as big a twonk as boyd was.

too bad 'didge' isn't leaving.

she's a cow.

Had a dream about Oliver, he can stay.

who is this didge ?

Oh god that Rachel character could take a long walk off a short pier IMO.

Her. over. acting. and. the. way. she. talks. does. my. head. in.

Also - Taylor looks more like Zeke's twin than ropey Rachel.

Libby always sticks her tongue out to lick her teeth,have you noticed ? or is it just me...

Declan makes Dylan look like he had a handsome face.

'Didge' is Briget/Brendan.

yes, but where did she come from and what happened to her or is she disabled - haven't watched it properly for ages

'Didge' is Ned's brother's daughter (Ned's brother is the vet). She got knocked down accidently by Susan and was rendered disabled. There was a great long court case involving Susan just before she got diagnosed with MS (which was the cause of the accident really but that's another story....). I've noticed the weird thing with Libby and teeth as well! I reckon she's going to go off with the new teacher whose name I can't remember.Didge is really strange even for Neighbours-land.

she reminds me of Bobby in Home and Away aeons ago

thanks btw bags !