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Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

910 replies

Sunbird24 · 01/11/2024 20:57

Here we are Chuffians!

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PotterHead1985 · 08/11/2024 20:13

TheDogsMother · 08/11/2024 20:12

Yes @PotterHead1985 it would work a treat with a nice fillet steak 🤣

Yessss

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 08/11/2024 20:14

Blueberrycreampie · 08/11/2024 20:12

Those mushrooms look weird.

They’ll be heritage artisan foraged by smurfs mushrooms (as sold on our farmers market for eleventy million pounds for 100 grams.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:14

PotterHead1985 · 08/11/2024 20:13

Ooh. Go ireland (unlikely)

Dunno. Has been a good competition between the two teams since Ireland first beat them in 2016, and the ABs are in a time of transition, so I'm not as confident as I once was. Grin

Not really feeling inspired by any of these meals. Make them all look beautiful for me.

I LOVE how Gail says "Yes" to Marcus all the time. Like, just leave me alone, chef.

Halsall · 08/11/2024 20:15

Unfortunate brown poo emoji on a plate there

Blueberrycreampie · 08/11/2024 20:15

@Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride Thought so!

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/11/2024 20:15

PotterHead1985 · 08/11/2024 20:09

Who's playing?

Marcus likes the sound of the prawns and dumplings. Clearly not the rhubarb broth!!! And Mons face

Ireland v New Zealand 😊

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:15

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/11/2024 20:09

Impossible to say garlic bread in this house without adopting Peter Kay accent “gaaaaarlic bread???? Garlic bread!!!!???”

Am afraid this means nothing to me, sorry. Grin

PotterHead1985 · 08/11/2024 20:15

She's a mess

TheDogsMother · 08/11/2024 20:15

Jordan's plate is pretty.

EsmaCannonball · 08/11/2024 20:16

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 08/11/2024 20:14

They’ll be heritage artisan foraged by smurfs mushrooms (as sold on our farmers market for eleventy million pounds for 100 grams.

I got very excited in a farm shop and bought a purple cauliflower. Which was exactly like a regular cauliflower, except purple and twice the price.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/11/2024 20:16

Jordan makes up fir the underdone potatoes!

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:16

Potato redemption.

Halsall · 08/11/2024 20:17

'Garlic Under the Skin' - Agatha Christie's lost Hercule Poiret mystery

Fransgran · 08/11/2024 20:17

What does roasted yeast taste like?

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:18

Does this round have any purpose without an extra chef?

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/11/2024 20:18

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:15

Am afraid this means nothing to me, sorry. Grin

Halsall · 08/11/2024 20:18

Gail's facial expressions crack me up

fourquenelles · 08/11/2024 20:19

I missed why there's only 4 in this round............??

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:19

I do not want to eat that pile of brown ick on Ritchie's plate.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 08/11/2024 20:20

Ah brown.

fourquenelles · 08/11/2024 20:20

Richie's also looks very brown

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/11/2024 20:20

Too much purée and not enough garlic

oh dear

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2024 20:20

Lots of grumpy but good advice today!

EsmaCannonball · 08/11/2024 20:21

Marcus is a Phoenix Nights fan.

TheDogsMother · 08/11/2024 20:21

Ha ha 'garlic bread, garlic bread'