Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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(Am I slightly ahead of the rest of you? 🤔)

Craig's food looks incredible. Yes please. I want that.

Am on Craig now

Possibly. I always seem to be slightly behind everyone even though Sky tells me that I am 'live'.

No parsnips don't exactly scream Ibiza do they?

Always reminds me of Yes, Minister when Humphrey would say the minister was making a 'courageous decision' if he wanted to get him to change his mind.

I'll take a plate of onion rings with Hellman's mayonnaise. And Craig.

That all looks fab but maybe not all together?

I’m watching on my iPad in my isolation plague cell bedroom so I think I might have started it off a bit too promptly!

I would eat all of that right now

I can't imagine scraping that chocolate off that slate though eek!

Vito’s cake - OMG.

I hope Vito's cake doesn't pale in comparison to Harry's chocolate.

Yes please to both of those dessert offerings. Great job, Harry and Vito.

And that cake 🍸🍸

Vito has ventured into 'Bake Off' territory.

I'm sorry that my mind has gone there but all I can think of is a really interesting game of Hoop-la.

Oh shut up about your sodding SAUUUUUCE Greggggg FFS

I think I'm a bit behind everyone but I'm on iPlayer so that makes sense. I'm not really keen on chocolate at the moment but I would eat that cake.

'I'm happy with a huge capital H.'

Well, yes, technically he is there in the room with you.

Craig surely goes through and it's between Tamer and H as to who goes.

I think H might get away with it again 😕

I am delurking to say that a few years ago I sat next to Jay Rayner at a David Sedaris gig.

Eagerness and drama 🤮

Yeah, I think alas that H will stay, but since I don't like Tamer I'll be OK.