Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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DD1 is appalled at the (lack of) size of that lamb dish.

I'll not be rushing to make a reservation at this one.

Teeny portions. Like a snack

How did he get the stuffing in? I wasn’t looking if they did show it, but it looks like he used an apple corer

I might forgive the rest of the horror for the beauty of that chocolate dish.

Sounds like something sold by one of the vendors in The Life of Brian.

Still not selling those sweet breads to me with that sinew.

I'm only allowed to eat small portions so that lamb dish would be perfect for me except for the lamb's tongue, the sweetbreads and the fact that the lamb looks uninviting. Other than that though!

All the dishes are small so I could definitely eat there.

Yes @EsmaCannonball !

"Sheep's cheese cream" is an excellent tongue twister.

There seems to be quite a few lurking sous-chefs whom I imagine are staging a lot of interventions.

Juiced leprechauns.

Honestly, don't give him any ideas.

Film crew got a new camera drone toy, from the looks of it.

Vito doesn't like to be behind.

Fine by me.

Oh Vito! 🤣

Fuck off, Gregg. And then some more, ta muchly.

Eww, Craig. Purleease!

Esma 🤣🤣🙈

I wasn’t far wrong with the apple corer idea then

Gregg playing innuendo bingo there while describing the lamb process.

A visit to his what ???

Some sort of ologist?

Proctologists

'Thank god you can't see under this.'

Careful, Rochenda. Bet Gregg's sent off for some X-rays specs from the back of the Dandy.

Is the time pressure genuine or do they just say it a lot to raise the tension for the viewers?