Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

[GrouchyKiwi]

Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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Looks grim. Blue rice is just wrong.

Yes you're right! 🤣

I hope Micha isn’t going to say ‘something positive ya know’ in a surprised way about every single dish tonight

'I love the creativity' = 'It's horrible.'

Maya's starter sounds nice

The prawns look good.

Mutya’s starter’s quite pretty

Oh fuck of greg. Go girl

That is a Tuesday night tea that starter

Mutya ! Damn autocorrect

My cat would have been on that dropped salmon in about 0.0000378 seconds.

Just basic food now

Will Dom's toilet-block rice prevail over Mutya's too-simple dishes, though?

I was so hopeful we were going to lose Dom but now I am not sure.

Yeah, you don’t win MasterChef with overcooked salmon and a side salad, sorry Mutya

Of course not enough. Very basic food

No I think he's gone to far it's the rice and he'll be out.

Yes @EsmaCannonball. I always believed in the 5 second rule but unfortunately had a 3 second dog.

I've missed most of this tonight, but it took me precisely that length of time to rediscover my loathing for Gregg.

I would prefer Mutya to go through but that salad is very basic pub salad. The kind that used to come with crisps.

😂😂😂

You finishing something isn’t necessarily an indicator of greatness Greggggg…

It's gonna be Dom.

@AutumnCrow You mean you lost it!!

Booo. Wrong decision again.