Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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John’s come straight from his shift at Sainsbury’s again…

I love Vito's style of cooking. The best Italian food is always really simple.

Evening. Was watching the tennis. Nerves are shredded

Ellen has got this arrangement with a nice Mr Mephistopheles…..

There was a thing in the Times the other week about John & Lisa and the headline was something like "There are three of us in this marriage" and I hope it wasn't about Gregggggg.

Apart from Pookie and her famous blue rice? 😉

Especially including that.

John, Lisa, and a giant celery-ack

John's face at that colour!

@Sunbird24 I thought he was EasyJet ground crew.

Omg pink

Pink toastie

Electric pink food. It gets better...

John is not convinced

Oh no blue rice

Blue food hasn't been a success previously.

Oh dear

Did I miss the brief here. Are they supposed to be making rainbow toddler food?

That toast looks like really horrible healthy sliced bread. All wheatgerm and no fun.

Who was it on Amateur MasterChef that kept doing coloured food ?

Dom's sandwich filling looks like ointment for something unpleasant and possibly catching, and the blue rice isn’t helping.

I only remember Pookie and her slightly crazy food.

Oh my god, that leering smile that Gregg did when Mutya talked about being stuck on an island. You know he's having Oliver Reed Castaway fantasies.

Exactly Esme, prawn toast should not be healthy. Or bright pink.

Who is mica ven