Eurovision Final Malmö 2

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This is more than three minutes long.
Boring.

This Loreen thing is the most self indulgent thing ever!

Edward scissor hand love child

Music louder than her vocals

Bit of a big stage for filming a core workout video.

Even the tellies stop working now 🤣🤣🤣

Who is Loreen and why the sex chair?

No idea what you mean I'm afraid Celeste Cunningham is a minor character from 30 Rock.

I'm in UK and have used app for voting - the instructions are not exactly clear though. Eventually the "Vote now" thing came up.

This song is dreadful
Poor Lorreen that looked painful

Luckily she's the patient and not the smear test nurse.

Switzerland
Switzerland
Armenia
Latvia
Luxembourg
France

Also, that outfit/staging made Loreen look like she has a really hairy belly

Loreen still to discover consonants. She'd be shit at Countdown.

Did the winners not always used to perform their winning song..? Why is Loreen not singing that?

Yes, my dh is snoring really loudly from the other end of the room. I'm feeling murderous. Ordinarily, I would go upstairs- but don't have a tv up there.

I'm ready to smother him

😂😂😂 wheeze!!

I really can’t get over how bad the halftime show is.

like if abba themselves won’t do it, fine. But even wheeling out the casts of Mamma Mia to collab somehow? Get some past Eurovision winners to dress up as tribute acts?

Thank god she's finished.

I'm just impressed by that use of stomach muscles - I couldn't do that without singing at the same time

At the end she did!

Hearing Waterloo made me nostalgic for proper songs...with proper instruments...maybe a piano...sigh...

Loreen was boring.

Shite.

Are we all on the same page that Olly was actually the best here?

What hype?

She's hardly a big name. Haven't seen her since last year. And before that when she won the first time.

Being a Eurovision star alone isn't worth a great deal really.