Came across this last night. Unintentionally very funny. Absolutely ripe for a parody.
The PP went to sort out a case of a cat and dog not getting on - I didn't think it was that bad a situation, just old cat letting new dog know its place. She 'communicates' with the cat describing how independent and rude it is, etc - she basically described 'a cat'. Then she does the same with the young dog - tickling his tummy "oh he says he likes me" - funny that! The dog tells her he feels misunderstood and has lots of energy - then she basically describes 'a puppy'. Her 'chat' with the dog reveals that he likes his attitude to life and isn't going to change - code word: the PP's visit has made zero difference. The owner solves the problem by keeping the animals in separate rooms 🙄
Another case she went to 'sort out' was that of an overprotective Pomeranian. The owners have three small dogs, no longer go on holiday and have spent about £20,000 buying them outfits and accessories - pampering them. When the PP visited the owners sat on sofa with the three dogs and the wife had the problem dog on her lap and was cuddling her. The outcome of the 'chat' was that the dog wanted to protect her owner but felt smothered by her (no sh*t Sherlock). Again the dog was going to carry on being protective and wasn't going to change its behaviour - code word: the PP's visit has made zero difference again. PP desperately tried to stroke the dog, but despite their cozy chat the dog bared its teeth, growled and snapped at her 😁
The other one I remember was a horse that didn't like it's neck being touched. The PP 'spoke' to the horse and it asked if the owner had heard of Bowing therapy - more to the point, how had the horse heard about it? Wow says the owner I have just booked that literally a couple of days ago (and the horse knew that?)🤔The horse also said that she had had an ill-fitting saddle in the past - the owner has just bought her a new one. Wow again, she says, there's no way the PP could have known that! Mmm, is it possible you put this all this very specific information on your SM? 🔍
I expect I haven't remembered exactly but that was the gist of it.
I watched it sitting on the floor with my injured dog and it cheered us up no end!