Is there a thread for the new season of Call the Midwife?
Will Dr Oneface single-handedly birth every child in poplar? Will his simpering wife make costumes for the whole East End? Will Sister Monica Joan's incredible dementia cure ever make headlines?
Sniping apart, I quite enjoyed the first episode. Sister Julienned-carrots is always worth watching and I liked the reflection of how they've (inevitably) been responsible for mistakes as well as successes.