hollyoaks

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aaargh scary whats jake doing? NOOOO someone stop him from taking Charlie!!!!

I have not watched Hollyoaks since I was at college 12 or so years ago

But I was quite shocked when I tuned in waiting for the Channel 4 News to see young Becky from Becky and Barnaby Bear off her face on smack the other day

Piercings as well!

Tutt Tut

OMGGGGG thats who sasha is! arrggghh!

young Becky from Becky and Barnaby Bear off her face on smack

just laughed out loud at that!!

Actually...Sasha is "Becky"'s half sister in it. "Becky" is the goth. Waaayyy to much telly in my house.

haven't watched hollyoaks for ages but can someone tell me why that ste is pretending he is leah's dad?

ste is leah's dad

no, it was that billy.

anyway what was the money amy was stuffing into an envelope?

whats jake doing missed a few episodes, last tie i saw he was picking the baby up out of the cot in the hospital.

was it? sorry nappyaddict

jake gone psycho as found out charlie isn't his and nancy wanted shot of him, no wonder

ste told everyone that leah has cancer too, same as charlie, so everyone keeps giving them cash handouts for her

is charlie still in the hospital or is he home now?

hosp as far as I know, its normally tea time or battle of bath/bed time in this house so I just dip in and out sorry!

He's back in hospital. Justin and Nancy had a pity shag the other night as Jake was being taken away in a police car. His mum phoned them as he was going to steal Charlie from the hospital and run away to France.

There hadn't been a psycho in Hollyoaks for a while. The actor that does Jake must have drawn the short straw cause you know they'll either die or get locked up for ages.

how did i miss the justin and nancy shag?!?

good grief

Charlie is in hospital
Justin and Nancy had sex (you got to see his bum when he put his boxers back on)
Frankie shopped Jake to the police and he was arrested and put in a mental hospital.
Katie had sex with zack and was going to tell justin it was over but he made a big jesture about how they met and how hard they had fought to be together before she had chance to tell him.

The actress who plays lauren "becky and barnaby girl" is john thaws grand daughter in real life.

Ste is pretending to be Leahs Dad to have a bit of a hold over Mike Barnes. When Amy & Ste were staying at the Barnes household, Barnesy tried to throw him down the steps outside at which point, to save his own aorry arse, Ste piped up that he was Leahs Dad. Now Barnesy has to watch his step to keep Amy on side rather than beat ste to death, which I for one would love to see

Regan, really?!

As in Inspector Morse John Thaw?

Blimey!

Sorry, Tegan!

Ste really is leah's dad.
Amy slept with him in the back of a car and it was her first time.

and...the girl who plays Katy (who had a shag with Zak) and goes out with Justin is IRL the sister of the girl who plays Dawn in Stenders.

oh now you mention it they're quite alike!

does no one else remember billy? the one she met at the park on her 15th birthday? she slept with ste when she was 14, and when he came back on the scene and there was that car crash she was already pregnant.

yeah i remember him, it was her birthday and she went to the park with michela and they were drinking you just saw her walking away with him.
then she was pregnant, the car crash and ste came later cause thats when josh started fancying her