EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

[Blondeshavemorefun]

First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

DNA test results mix up maybe ?

No test were carried out post birth .

That baby swap story line was awful .
💔💔

Eew, Sharon shagged Ian?! 🤢

I mean, not only is he a weasel, but they’re practically siblings as they grew up together. I can’t remember them doing it.

She was too busy trying to kill him !!

She was leading him on though.🤮.

In her husky sexy voice....

Eat all of your carbonara, my darling...and you will have a night to remember 👄👄 !

Making him cocoa and promising him she would be in soon ...

Weren't they going to get married? Before she tried to kill him with pasta, obvs....

They did get married.
Ian was on his death bed in the hospital after an attack on him that she had planned !

I am sure it got annulled for non consumption...( ? Can't remember the proper word !....no sex 🤮🤮🤣!)

Non consummation?

No no no, I'm not having this. DNA test ruled Philth out. There must be another bloke somewhere on the square (well, it won't be someone off the square will it?).

I am already seeing Keanu's confused face when he finds out he's not the Daddy.
"But...we...how?..."

Sharon will have to use dolls or puppets to explain it to him very slowly.

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Sharon having to have a birds and the bees talk with Ken 😂😀!

Omg is Phil the dad??!!

The toothbrushes Sharon used for the DNA test were mixed up. She had found out she was pregnant and had the tests picked up by a courier driver.
( this is from Facebook, but people remember this happening back in 2019)
However, it might also be another random man ! Who knows ? 🤷‍♀️

Sharon had the marriage to Ian annulled
I don't think they did anything , she was going to , but she tried to kill him instead !

Mel did indeed phone the DNA people ( whoever they were) and pretended to be Sharon. Was told instantly that Phil wasn't a match. She blackmailed her
They like a bit of blackmail on EE

😂

Ah yes

Well Done @bizzey

Coz shazza races after her and then Mel died

Which I didn't expect as I don't like to know any spoilers

I also had no idea Ronnie and Roxy were to die

I can def say it wasn't me 😂😂😂

Hmmmm we need a super sleuth to find that dna episode on iPlayer so we can refresh our memories of what happened

She def didn't shag Ian and time line was wrong

Could there be a 3rd daddy somehow

It was around the time that Ken started seeing Louise and the fish at Easter episode where one of them was kidnapped for some reason I can't remember! So Easter 2019 might be a good start for the DNA thing on u tube , but it's a long shot !

Actually, Albie was born in feb 20 , so Sharon knew she was pregnant in june 2019
Scrap they below !

I also would love to see Linda's giant hair bun set loose. It's getting to the point where it needs its own postcode.

Ooooh yes!! She was going to poison him, I remember now!

Shame she didn’t manage to kill him.

Oh yes! The bun! Why does Linda always have to look so dated?

Instant facelift

She looks lovely and younger with all blonde hair down and wavy