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EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/11/2023 23:36

First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/11/2023 20:07

Ken is obv too thick to work out he isn't dad 😂😂

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Sharpness19 · 15/11/2023 20:10

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/11/2023 20:07

Ken is obv too thick to work out he isn't dad 😂😂

I was laughing out loud as he left. None the wiser Ken!

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:11

To be fair, Ken wasnt in the room when the doc said both parents need to pass on the gene.

Baileys hair grows bloody fast!!

Meredusoleil · 15/11/2023 20:16

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:11

To be fair, Ken wasnt in the room when the doc said both parents need to pass on the gene.

Baileys hair grows bloody fast!!

Or they could have been extensions?

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:22

Absolutely must be Meredusoleil!

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:23

Oh and im not defending Kens intelligence btw Grin

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 20:24

Ken missed the first part of the doctors appointment so he is unaware that both parents need to have the gene for it to be a problem for any children they may have.
Most people would look it up ( I did as I've never heard of this) but people are rarely on their phones in EE and he probably won't bother anyway!
I wonder if Sharon will get a leaflet about it or something like that?
His bound to find out at some stage.

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:32

Well if Ken doesnt find out by himself (very likely) we're gonna have Shazzs guilty face and side glances at Phil for some time! probs until Christmas Grin

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 15/11/2023 20:35

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/11/2023 20:06

And Bailey appeared. Havnt seen her for ages

I wonder why Bailey’s suddenly back?!

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:41

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 15/11/2023 20:35

I wonder why Bailey’s suddenly back?!

Purely to point out to the viewer, that 'the holdall' is carelessly under Karens bed?.. bet it goes for a burton shortly!

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 20:49

Hands up who would just ' Google it' !👋...
Of course he won't do this at all ( or even be that interested I bet)

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 20:50

I might try and break into Karen's flat now !
Lol!! Straight to under the bed

Jellykat · 15/11/2023 20:53

I'll give it a week the80s.. Grin

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 20:55

Bailey looked well , but I am amazed continually that all those people live in one small flat
Not that we see Mack and Mia , but maybe we might now ( playing with fifty pound notes in granny's bedroom, real life monopoly

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/11/2023 20:57

Must be killing skint kazza to have £50k she can't spend 😂

So will shazza reveal

She obv hasn't told Ken by Xmas and their wedding

Does she actually love Ken or trying to make it work for albies sake

Plus

Bloody super sperm philif

That's 2 over 50 he's got preg. Denise and shazza

Maybe he could give super Sonja a jar of spunk if reiss isn't up to it

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the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 20:58

This new curveball regarding Albie might play into the Christmas storylines ?
Although i still think it's nish

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 21:03

Someone on Facebook mentioned Phil's liver transplant 2016 would that make a difference to anything ?? Sometimes we need a medic on this thread ( maybe super Sonia might know ! Lol

SagaNorensPorche · 15/11/2023 21:17

User0000009 · 15/11/2023 19:39

Does anyone else want to chop Sharon’s hair off at chin level? What’s with the long curved layered bits hanging down 😬

Yes! It's like Lego hair.

Bunionbabe · 15/11/2023 21:18

The money is going to be Karen's running away fund, provided the holdall doesn't 'disappear'.

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 21:24

Who would find this holdall?
Mia
Mack
Mitch
Bailey
Bernie or
Keanu
?
When Phil discovers that Ken faked this kidnap , he'll go ape!

Meredusoleil · 15/11/2023 21:30

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 21:24

Who would find this holdall?
Mia
Mack
Mitch
Bailey
Bernie or
Keanu
?
When Phil discovers that Ken faked this kidnap , he'll go ape!

I think it will likely be Mitch as he already seemed to be looking suspiciously at Karen tonight.

Albie is such a cutie. So well cast as Sheanu's love child. Looks a bit like both of them imho. I wonder if Keanu will stick around and still want to marry Sharon when he finds out Albie is not actually his?!?

the80sweregreat · 15/11/2023 21:31

They will need a new child actor who resembles Phil now !

CorporaINobbyNobbs · 15/11/2023 21:48

did she have a DNA test? I never knew how they knew he was Keanu’s in first place.

blondes Pauline left the house to Ian because she hated Sonia - she said Martin could have it only if he divorced Sonia but he wouldn’t. It’s always annoyed me that Ian took the house and left Martin with none!

Eastie77Returns · 15/11/2023 21:49

So Phil is a 4x4 now😂

Super sperm indeed, especially considering all the alcohol, drugs and emergency OPs after being shot multiple times.

Fiddlersgreen · 15/11/2023 22:09

catin8oots · 15/11/2023 20:04

Didn't they have a DNA test when Albie was born?

But somebody opened it and chucked it away or something?

My memory is shocking

Yes! This! I have the same crappy memory but I remember a DNA test and someone pulling the results out of a bin?

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