EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

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First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

Ordinarily you would think that Jack and Stacey would be unlikely because she was with Bradley and Max, but then again Jack was with 2 sisters and their cousin.
Penny, the long forgotten daughter in France got a mention, which generally means she will appear in a couple of days.
I liked Kat reminding Phil that he essentially did the same as Keanu by kidnapping Raymond.
I don't think the Christmas corpse would be Malcolm, he essentially didn't do anything wrong, it's too much of a build up for the character and how would he get the cufflinks?

Jack has also been with Mother and daughter (Chelsea and Denise) I think Stacey's one of the few women on the square he hasn't yet dated.

Agree penny was mentioned so will appear

The rules of Eastenders are that long forgotten characters must suddenly appear and immediately start a fight with an established character.
A lot of new comers are often nasty/ unlikeable at the beginning only to receive personality transplants as they spend time on the Square.

Please feed it back to the BBC if you see that again, as it's completely wrong.

As dh mentioned to me yesterday, most of the characters on EE are very unlikeable ! The only nice ones are Gina and Anna ( even Gina started out quite hard and has changed a bit )
Anna will probably go through angst or be altered by something bad happening to her I suppose ;(
Cindy and Ian have disappeared lately along with Peter who is still in hospital I suppose ??

Is it just Albie and Malcolm in the photo or is there someone else? I thought Sam said something about the background and Phil keeps zooming in but I can’t see anything !

I think she meant she zoomed into albie

Ah okay! Thought I’d missed something!

Tommy is ace

Meanwhile Denise is back and kicking off within 5 minutes ..

Re. Ken and Karen, well it was bound to come out.. except bet Felix has moved the evidence when they go back!

Felix will move the money over to the allotment in no time !
I do like Dee, but this is reminiscent when Jack was being all angsty and horrible to her and Ravi started being nice. Only this time it'll be Stacey being all understanding and nice and they might end up having a ONS or something!
Wait till Phil discovers they kidnapped his own son ! He'll go even redder then.
I bet Karen will have to leave and she'll get Ken off the hooks , after all , Sharon is marrying him at Christmas ! ( looks that way anyway!)
I do hope Dean is cufflinks
He'll play Linda's ' confession ' to everyone , then maybe get caught trying to assault Chelsea or some other poor woman and then they all kill him. Fingers crossed 🤞

They will all storm over to Karen's boudoir and the bag will be gone
Tommy was brilliant today , I loved his bargaining power and pocketing some of the money too !
I also liked Phil peering at the notes with his Magic pen

Oh, and still no mention or sign of Peter Beale !
They need missing posters up soon , surely he should be put of hospital by now ?

Thats what i mean.. Karen will deny it, Phil will say right let me show you, they'll all go back to the house and voila, nothing under the bed!

Maybe Peters in the kiddie cupboard, he does have a baby face after all!

Jelly ! Yep, I can see them all under Karen's bed and then a shot of Tira Misu over the allotment in six inch heels burying the money under Peach's tree
Lol at Peter having a baby face ! The face only a mother could love!

Oh tonight's was good

I'm almost tempted to watch tomorrows now 🙀🙀🙀🙀

But I will hold restraint !😂

They came out quick

Plus. Somehow shazza managed to book

1. a Christmas Day wedding - surely that date would be booked yonks ago

2. organise a wedding in less than 3w

3. what happened to bans read least 4w before marriage and both of couple going to the church /registrar

4. can divorced get married in church

Sure there are more 😂🙀

Maybe karen takes all blame and therefore while wedding still goes ahead to Ken

Why else would she wear a wedding dress

Sharon mentioned a church ! On Christmas Day ? I didn't think you could do that ?
( I've no idea, but it's highly unlikely surely ??)
Didn't she want a classy place for the reception or something at one stage ? Might be getting confused there tho ( with the christening ? )

Stacey is bound time get pregnant after a quickie with Jack. Keeps it in the family. Trying to work out what relation such a kid would be to Charli and the rest.

I was thinking the same about Stacey getting pregnant!

Their child would be a sibling to their grandchild parents 🤔🤔 !

No brain cells left to work that one out 😮!

I suppose it would be aunt/uncle to Charli.

I was so surprised that it was revealed so soon. I thought he'd tell sharon, and she'd be livid and would hatch her revenge, inc pretending not to know until the wedding

Nah, I think that the writers have had enough of stacey and her ( mostly ) invisible kids and various dads.
I think that she hooks up with Jack it might be something to do with Christmas although I can't think what
Can't wait for todays one to see how much redder Phil can become ! He is the master at it

If she hooks up I mean

I was also surprised the kidnap was revealed so quickly and thought Phil would take Sharon aside and then together they would plot their revenge against Ken. I still hope Phil and Sharon will get back together, but with Tommy now being a chip of the old block of his new dad Phil, that could be a bit more tricky. I do like angry Phil, he always lifts his head up and back and inhales deeply and then the redness begins!

It is moving along quickly with Jack and Stacey too, a pairing I thought I would never see. Oh dear, what's Martin going to say, or Eve if she comes back, if Stacey gets pregnant?

Omg I hope keanu is the corpse! What a spineless, pathetic little twit!