EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

[Blondeshavemorefun]

First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

Uncle Malcolm is Karen's brother in law
She took Albie there when Keanu decided he would go ahead with this silly Kidnap plot
Karen's sister is rich and they all went to visit her once years ago now , to borrow money , but they had to get two buses!
( she was played by Hannah from theS club 7 group and it's clear they don't get on)
Karen has the 50k that Phil gave Sharon to get Albie back as they thought he'd been taken by someone to hurt Sharon

Mitch will soon rumble that Karen's flush

They are usually so poor can't afford anything

With 3 working adults Bernie kazza and Mitch they should be ok

Plus how is grey paying for his kids

How does Chantelle afford the mortgage qbs council tax

Chantelle died , Gray killed her
Do you mean Chelsea? She's hardly been in it lately , but she did have Felix as a lodger. Whitney and Zac moved out.
Not sure what happened to the house once Gray was arrested etc. Chelsea was married to him , so I assume she had the house signed over to her , but no clue really how she pays the bills with a small child and shifts in Peggy's
I don't think Gray had a big mortgage anyway , but still bills to find

Sorry Chelsea not Chantelle

She has no Zack or Whitney now

I saw Chantelle's name and knew you'd got her and Chelsea mixed up ! Lol
Chelsea must be away with Denise , she's been gone for ages too

Stacey mentioned a big shop when she was lying about meeting Theo. So there is somewhere else to buy things other than the minute mart.

The Minute Mart as a convenient store is probably expensive , so I'm not surprised that sometimes they go elsewhere. However , you rarely see them go out to a big supermarket or even mention it ( and that part of London has loads around ) and a family like the Slaters would need lots of things for so many children/ babies etc and would probably go to Aldi or Lidl or Asda in real life

Also the Minute Mart hardly has anything in it! When Pryia was doing the delivery with Suki recently, there were only a few items on the shelf yet it seems to stock whatever anyone needs to pop out for!

The M M is very sparse !

Jean went elsewhere to find right size nappies

I get the feeling that Sharon and Elaine/George do M&S or Waitrose online shops.

I’d say Stacey and co would do an Asda online shop but doubtful they could afford it so reckon they pile down to Asda/Lidl.

It’s laughable though, you never see them with supermarket bags and if they do get clothes it’s from “up west” with some obscure but flashy bags they come back with. I know they’re not really allowed to advertise/product place eg Tescos/Tiffanys! Many East end girls I know in real life are aspirational so eg love their designer gear (and knock off designer gear too!).

Defo Sharon and Elaine have Waitrose deliveries ! .
Considering the amount of businesses in one small area , you rarely see any lorries around delivering food or whatever
Stuff appears by magic most of the time

Do they read here do you think and then decide to bring kids out of kiddie cupboard?!

Because we were mentioning we hadn’t seen Bailey, Chatham, Riley lately!

Where’s the woman with the baby girl who’s related to Sharon/zack gone?!

, exactly! In my area you can’t move for Amazon/DPD vans and also spotted Ikea one today. Never even or rarely seen delivery lorries for Minute Mart, restaurants, pubs, shops around the square either! I think once or twice they have a beer delivery from the brewery in the past or a dodgy truck/van with Phil’s dodgy stuff in it/to kidnap someone in.

We rarely see pets either, Anna and Gina have the dog, Archie has his parrot and Karen had the dog (gone?) - most kids and families I know have at least one small pet albeit lizards/hamsters etc or a cat at most! Not Enders! In fact rarely see a cat in the square!

Did martins rabbit that someone bought Hope ( or Arthur ?) did it die ?
Anna mentioned Tyler the other day , but mostly it's never seen

Did they have rabbit or some other unspecified animal stew?! That’s only as I knew friends who years ago had rabbits and it ended up as dinner…

Pets are like the kids on Enders, they come and go.

Oh yes @GonnaGetGoingReturns

Shazza grandaughter

I'm shocked that they have all forgotten Peter and nothing more about the cafe or Nish buying it
I know she's a mare, but I like Priya ! She has spirit. I know I'm strange liking her and she's bound to annoy me eventually

Nosy buying the land I mean , not the cafe

Nish , not nosy ! 😠

Priya and Ravi are a stunning couple, and both baddies.. they should so get back together.

Vinny isn't that bright is he?

Oh shiiiiiiiit!! bloody knew Suki shouldve gone to that travelodge, shes up shit creek now! quelle surprise!

Seemed a spark there between Ravi and Priya
She is a minx

Nish hooking up with the mother of his granddaughter…well I suppose that’s pretty standard for EE!

Yes poor Peter has been completely forgotten. Last I remember he was in an induced coma although his acting is so bad it’s hard to tell the difference when he’s conscious. Is he still in hospital?!

Sharon’s granddaughter and the mother Jada who couldn’t act have also been forgotten. Never mentioned even though at one point Sharon was trying to get custody of the little girl. She should at least tell Jada that the granddaughter might be a carrier of whatever condition Albie has been diagnosed with.

@the80sweregreat "Jonathan Ross's mum was an extra for many years too, but not any more apparently."

His mum passed away a few years ago

@Eastie77Returns @Blondeshavemorefun, her name is Alyssa and her mum’s name is Jada. Looked it up though! For someone quite big on family Sharon hasn’t kept in touch with her or was there another falling out? I quite liked Jada as a character.

I can’t work out if Nish is really that dim that he’s never suspected Suki and Eve.

And is that the end of Theo? Or do they await sentencing, he’s sent to prison and then we don’t hear from him til he’s released. Stacey seemed remarkably calm over it all.