Eastenders

[Alibobster]

So what's up with Shirley? What did she find in the bathroom that's freaked her out?

I think she must have looked in the mirror!

or thought about phil touching her!

or found his nightie!

Or realized that like her most of the cast of Bad girls have got a job on the soaps!

I think Phil left a massive terd in the loo!

she found a lump in her breast but hides it from anyone

OOOOHHHHH.Does she really?

yes apparently she does according to the magazine

poor old hag faced woman.
Can't see Heather being much support to her........get me i'm talking as if she were a real person.

I thought maybe she'd done a pg test and it was positive

Who the f**k would get HER preg?Bobby Davro?

Yes. she's probably way too old though.

Shirley is "ard as nails". I wouldnt mess with her. Poor cow, probably lovely in real life. I just love Stacey's mum - brilliant acting, or maybe she is a scatty moo in real life. What's Tanya up to? Who is she going to set Max up with so she can claim the cash? She wont go through with it - her younger, annoying daughter will be sooo over the moon with her daddy coming home she will probably kill Marge if he leaves again. I KNOW ITS NOT REAL.

I don't think she's setting him up with anyone, I think she's just going to walk out on him - a moonlight flit. And, as she said to Sean, he won't have the means to come after her cos she'll have it all. Wonder if it'll work. Can't help feeling it's all going to go horribly wrong.

Sean and her are apparently going to bury Max in the woods after he has signed everything over to her and she seduces him and drugs him and buries him!

I read she lures him to woods and buries him alive. Like she is going to be able to do that by herself.

Oh, I thought she said, sign the lot over to me and if you mess around again, I'll have the lot. I thought she was going to set him up, probably with the blonde one who is playing around with Ian.

X posts - lol!

She did say that to him, but that was the only way she was going to get him to do it, to sign it all over. She was saying she needed to know that she could trust him.

Do you think he's really done it or is he lying?

And while we're on the subject of Claire... what's her game? I thought she wanted to seduce Ian for his money but seh seems to have gone cold on him. (not that you can blame her but she seemed pretty set on it)

max agrees to sign everything over to tanya, but he dont really sign anything and he tells he's brother jack he aint doing it!