Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Carrot looks like a builder's ladder leaning on the rubbish in a skip

😂😂

The carrot looked exhausted.

Poor Allan, he needs to do a lot more

It was like a slide missing a pool of gravy

Are all the lambs being held hostage somewhere, can't usually move for lamb dishes

'I think his touch on the pork was superb.'

Gregg leaves a five star review on the Rate-A-Rent-Boy website.

I'd just like to put on record that there's no such thing as too much garlic.

🤣🤣

🤣🤣honest to god

😂

Jesus Esma 🤢 😁😁

If you hear something late at night...

Used to be one of my karaoke numbers.

Michael could serve me packet soup and a Wall's Solero and I wouldn't care.

I love lassi.

Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight…..……

(………it'll be Allan and Gregggggggg kicking off behind the skip as Jonty looks on angrily)

Liver! Liver of baby calves!

I've gone off him.

So fickle

Michael has such a lovely even skin tone

Just don't ask me what it was

I notice Amy didn't really engage with that Emmerdale exchange there.

Does Michael think we won’t recognise a chocolate fondant if he calls it 'chocolate molten cake'?

HA!!! We don’t fool that easily!

Luca is a bit Brucey looking isn't he. Nice to see him...