Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Oh. Hm. Maybe goat's cheese is worse than mushrooms.

Who's the reality chap

I can't be arsed typing all the punctuation in the rapper's name.

Can I drop a little Masterchef Amateur's stealth brag in here ? I was chatting to the Kenny Tutt on Saturday at a BBC Good Food event at Goodwood race course on Saturday. He's such a lovely guy but sadly has had to close his two restaurants in Worthing recently.

A Fish.

😂

Why does Luca know what the fish things are?

Meat and fish 🍸

He was previously a fishmonger

why did he have to . ? Was it cost of power and ingredients?

I just looked him up (as I've never heard of him) and his real name's Allan. Not quite so modish.

If you were alive in the 80's his chest hair would be familiar.

Works at Billingsgate when not on tour with BEPs?

Ah, thanks Dogs.

Might change my name to Sun.b.ird

I actually laughed out loud at that. Could there be a worse name for a rapper than Allan?

God, don’t boil parsnips 😆

I was alive in the 80s, but not paying attention to chest hair.

Jareth's groin, however.

Michael’s voice is very mellifluous

Michael, you really shouldn’t approach women in that suggestive fashion with parsnips.

Although on reflection, Esma might not mind?

Wow steady grouchy 🤣🤣

Allan the Rapper

You took on the Sheriff of Nottingham 🤣

I've heard of the Black Eyed Peas.

Hip, I am.

I’m not sure Jareth’s groin required attention paying to it - it was just there, unavoidably

Don't forget that Michael was also the Prince of Moldavia in Dynasty and Jake in Riders. (Probably the only main cast member who wasn't completely miscast.)