Grand Designs is about to start. Place your bets here on how many times Kev is going to mention 'integrity'!

[Olihan]

It's a revisited abroad.

Full of admiration for them. And tickled by the fact that link shows the owner's log on as 'anyroadup...'. You can take the man out of Yorkshire but you can't take Yorkshire out of the man!

You don't leave her to scream . What sort of mother are you?

Honestly, the calibre of people on this site is just appalling.

Olihan, are you trying to turn this into yet another fight thread? Like there aren't enough of those already on MN at the moment?

Ah yes, Lyra. But this one has weapons. Much more exciting .

I am well practised in crappy mothering...will leave MN ASAP honest

Colin and Justin are scary. Kevin is cuddly (among other things)

Kevin is not cuddly.

There's a crossbow under our bed

I have an iron ball on a chain with spikes on it. Top that.

Oh, yes, imagine snuggling up to that manly Kev!

Imagine his voice in the throws of passion - such a sexy voice.

NOT.

Oh yes he is...

Damn.

I'm off to bed before I do some serious damage.
Night, ladies.

Pleasant dreams . . . of Kev's weasely looking chest and poncy voice intoning words of love in your ear.

Olihan - I think your 'tato masher did the trick . See you next week

Expat, I have had some very rude dreams about Kev. Ones that have made me when I woke up.