Love Island 2023 - Thread 3 - It's giving Awkward...!

[MotherofKitties]

New thread as old one nearly ran out!

it is, to be fair!
But yeah, I was looking at it thinking - that's a guy's nipple, what's the biggie?

I've just caught up on Fridays and my gosh, Abi's behaviour is insane. I literally have nothing further to say because I don't know what to.

Also, it seems that Jess is trying to find a way to leave Sammy and move onto the new guy but the girls are trying to dissuade her. It is crazy that Ella is explaining what closed off means and the purpose of it when she did not seem to understand when she was at Casa?

First look is out. Recoupling tonight with girls choosing. I hope new Ella gets to choose first and not Abi. I imagine there will be a vote tonight

I hope Jess picks the new guy
Mitch is deluded if he thinks Ella B likes him

.

Better photo

Wonder who will pick Scott bless him

Who will Leah pick ? She doesn't appear to have any connections at all

Do you mean Amber?

@littlehattie yes ! Amber. Had even forgotten her name bless her

Reckon we'll need a new thread soon with all the drama tonight will bring!

I did have to laugh at Ballsy Ella saying to miserable Ella that she ‘respects the fact that Ty wants to get to know her (faceache)’

If Ty wanted to be with you in the outside pet I’m sure it would have happened before the villa.

Ooh, yeah that's quite the lump

Amber might pick Sammy unfortunately and Jess will have to pick new guy so that could add extra drama.

I think Ella 2 is slightly delusional, she 'always gets what she wants', yet she's not already with Ty despite knowing him years and 'having history'. If he wanted her, he'd be with her! She wouldn't have had to go on national TV to try and get with him!

Mind it must have been a bit of a kick in the wotsit for faceache Ella that he recognised delusional Ella straightaway when she came in the villa because didn’t he say he had no recollection of faceache when they first came in despite her saying they’d met previously?

@EddieHowesShithousingMags didn't old Ella look very different when they met though?! Although you'd still be pissed!

haha, great point!

but she's just saying all that to stir the pot. The other night when Abi and Mitch were having a serious chat, Ty (quelle surprise) was egging her on to interrupt them, and she did it - she didn't care how rude it was - then came back chuckling. She gives zero shits, as she probably doesn't actually fancy any of them and is only there for self promo

@Twonewcats it's what they're all on there for! No one actually goes onto a show like that expecting to find something long term from it surely?!
I appreciate there have been a handful, but I'm sure it's not what they actually expected to happen, hence all the semi pro footballers, models, famous persons child etc etc, it's all about upping their status.

Have to say in that moment they seemed super comfortable together so obviously know each other pretty well.

I agree @Twonewcats Ella B is not interested in any of these boys. She can eat them all for breakfast and non are high enough status to further her career (especially Mitch) . Some of the others are at least pretending to be looking for love 😬

Ella B has livened up the show, she's there to stir things up and she's fulfilling her brief. Long may it continue.

This is certainly true. Something needed to happen for sure 😂

I’m catching up on unseen bits and I’m always so incredulous about the make up. I just don’t get it? Why so much and so many colours?
I saw Sami from last season on insta this week saying she’d been to Charlotte tilbury and just looked like she’d been in a terracotta factory and rubbed it all round her face….. no idea!