Love Island 2023 - Thread 3 - It's giving Awkward...!

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Oh Abi, find some self-respect. I'm cringing for her.

Interesting comments from the girls about Scott, far more positive. Something has clicked, at last, or they've been told.

Makes you wonder if Scott is too 'nice', too principled and decent, someone genuinely looking for something on a deeper level. It's a rarity in LI, hence his lack of options.

New Ella is magnificent she literally gives no fucks ❤️❤️❤️❤️

She is the best bombshell! I want to see her doing cartwheels and backflips

Still think this year's lot are a bad tempered miserable bunch. Has it ever got to this late in the day and none of them are boyfriend/girlfriend? (no matter how silly the concept is).

Abi love, you gambled and lost. Accept it, spend the next however many days you've got left in there enjoying yourself and getting ready to leave. I mean, it's not like Mitch is worth all this angst, is he?

She's great.

Abi chose Mitch for safety, the easier option. It's backfired now and that is why she is upset but it's made it even worse because she doesn't know how popular Scott has become and infact he would have been the better option!
I like the new Ella, alot of it is an act/for show but she's brought some comedy.

New Ella and Ty have the same neck 😂

Placing them side by side, Ty can clearly see he's got the better Ella, mardy face and all. "I've known him for years" and the most you got was being lipsed in the club

Abi can't believe that the guy she thought was beneath her a bit now has options. Not convinced she genuinely likes Mitch, she just wants her adoring lapdog back. I can't unsee the little pony 😂

Jess really has the same type. Ick

Amber really doesn't seem to like Scott at all, even as a friend. I wonder why

Lochan does have a Rio's mouth 😂 He's still lovely though and seems genuine

Love island needs to do much better at showing the islanders/couples more equally. They focus on the same people every episode

Even I've now got the ick with Abi.

I don't think Mitch liked Abbi at all really - she was just the only thing he could get at the time. Him saying that she's so beautiful and sexy and wonderful and her smile and her eyes are amazing blah blah blah just made me cringe. It made me feel SO a bit nauseous to be honest with you ... He's literally gone from 10 back down to zero ... He's not interested in her and he's going to dump her as soon as he can.

A few posters on here are saying they actually like the new Ella ... I actually loathe her ... she thinks so much of herself - and yet she is all fake hair, fake teeth, fake tits, and make up. She is so rude too, and there's no way she's a model because she's too stubby. And 'professional dancer' my arse... 😆Pole dance more like ... I hate the way she tries to present herself as some sexy smouldering siren like Marilyn Monroe. She's Marilyn Monroe's toe jam! And her stupid little voice trying to sound all 'seductive' makes me LMFAO. 😂

I do agree though that Abbi definitely deserved to lose Mitch for the way she pissed Mitch and Scott around - and she does sound like a bloody bunny boiler now.

Not sure I like the way Jess is messing around with the new bloke and she is playing with fire IMO, but then again I think Sammy doesn't deserve her anyway, and now he knows how she felt.

Changing the subject slightly - I absolutely loathe Ian Sterling's constant 'voiceover' during the show... Making stupid so-called jokes and little quips and little stupid comments in every fucking gap. Just 5 or 6 seconds gap, and he HAS to make some stupid random unfunny comments... On previous seasons, I have thought him quite funny sometimes - and used to quite enjoy some of his little voiceover comments. But this series he is absolutely dire ... Absolutely nothing he says is funny and it's ruining the show somewhat ... I wish they'd get rid of him!

Lol, the boys gathering around Sammy but no one apart from Ty (of all people lol) had any words of encouragement.
They were all probably thinking "karma issa...."

Well done Jess for sticking up for new guy when all the boys gave him the cold shoulder for just doing his job 😂

" Do you think I'm just going to kiss her after 2 weeks getting to know you"

Yes Mitch, as sure as the sky is blue

@WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps I completely agree with you about new Ella. I really don’t like her.

Fake lips, Botox and fillers too. At 23!

@AussieKoala I know right. Makes her look 33, not 23. Why do these women think botox makes them look younger? 😆

She's awful isn't she? Where did they find her?

Also, does she REALLY know Ty? They don't come across as 2 people who know each other. I think this is bullshit, and the producers told them to say it.

Also at the end of last night's show - we were led to believe there was going to be some great big showdown in the 'Battle of the ELLAs.' What a damp squib that was FUCK-ALL happened ... the new Ella didn't even pick the old Ella's man .. What an anti climax!

Yeah I don’t think I’m the biggest fan of new Ella either, she is never in a million years a model and what even is a ‘championship’ dancer. It’s like someone just taught her the word before she went in and she thought it sounded impressive. I don’t think her act is in the least bit sexy, not in comparison to say Whitney, who oozes sex appeal without detailing just how far she can spread her legs.

New Sammy’s veneers are awful. He actually makes old Sammy look quite attractive.

I wish they’d send in a S3 Camilla type for Scott. They’d win the whole thing.

I do wonder. Is it to look better in selfies, like a permanent face filter? Or a proactive "prevent" approach to wrinkling? Such a shame cos she would be good looking otherwise but her face literally does not move.

Mitch is so dishonest and two faced. I wouldn't trust him to service my boiler

What was the point of that Ella? You took stupid advice from Dumb and Dumber and ended up looking like an eejit😂

Abi please stop feeding Mitch's ego. Be like Scott and be prepared to go home with your head high instead of this desperate chase

The new Ella reminds me of Stifler's mum!

Again, 100% agree with all you've said.

And thank his someone else shares my feelings re Iain Stirling. His voice gives me the ick. It's so OTT. And he's NOT funny at all.

I loved Whitney and the other girls giving it to Abi straight. ‘You’re giving Mitch the ick, you’ve mugged Scott off, you can’t go back to him, you’ve fucked it mate’.

Bloody hell, what nasty comments about Ella2 - she's clearly ramping it up for drama and has 100% been told to stir some shit. And she's bringing much needed drama so it's working beautifully so far. The fact she's getting most of the airtime speaks for itself.
Doesn't mean everyone should start being nasty about her being dumpy, and disputing what she even does for a job. Ffs.

Thank you.

And phewww, I am so glad it's not just me who gets annoyed with Stirling and his inane drivel over the show!!!