Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - who can you trust?

[JaneJeffer]

Crap title but the other one ended too quickly!

Who's minding Esther?

Chloe get to fuck

WTF

Only one episode and no hospital. What fuckery is this?

Oh shut your face Chloe.

How desperate is Chloe?! What a fucking idiot, happy to play second best. I seriously hope Mackenzie tells her straight that he's just not into her. Although knowing Emmerdale he's bound to start sleeping with her, Charity is about to forgive then catches them together, just in time for ghastly Vanessa's return 🙄

Please not Vanessa again. I cannot bear her. Shes almost as bad as Suzy.

It's just unbearable

I couldn't watch this week really, couldn't care less about Chloe or Mackenzie.

Charles mother is an absolute battleaxe, no need for her at all.

Haven't a fecking clue why Dan has money troubles again.

Nicola never thinks does she.

Also, why is Belle making such a big thing out of telling Tom that she's bipolar? She's never told any previous boyfriends 🤷🏻‍♀️

I did warn you it was going to get worse. Never reading a spoiler again. Just disappointment after disappointment.

I don't think Lucky was too bothered 🤪

I really can't stand Claudette and wish she'd bugger off and take Naomi and her jacket with her. Some on FB have likened her to Edna Birch but people like Edna and Viv got away with speaking to others like that back in the day. Nowadays they just wouldn't get away with it. Run for the hills Manpreet if the old bag is going to be sticking around,

Edna and Viv got away with being brusque because they built up their characters to be well rounded.

Oooohh Dawn is back with a new look!

What's with the cake chat? I'd love some cake now.

Noooooo

What did Charity just say?

She wants a divorce

FFS I've missed the first half, is it worth catching up on plus 1?

Brenda and Claudette will be best friends by next week. Bonding over cake.

Oh dear Charity, Mackenzie has just been given the green light to sleep with Chloe.

Oh Charity really wants to forgive him 😭

I'm starting a Go Fund Me to get the Kings a bigger table

You'll get the gist from this half: Chloe wants Mackenzie, Mackenzie wants Charity, Charity wants a divorce. Dan & Amelia are skint again. Shit hen party. Groom and gay lover getting it on. Think that's it.

Fuck off Chloe