Tennis: Heading into the clay swing - Monte Carlo, Rome, Paris, don’t forget the altitude in Madrid

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New thread!

Loser has to clean up! Stef heckling Goody

Don't drag it out, Stef. The dog is giving me the 'walk me now' look .

You liar Stef

Make it short? -he's already been talking 5 minutes

So fickle. It's not that long ago you were practically moving to Melbourne.

He's just so lovely to look at

I'm going to post him some sunscreen though

Yes he could do with some factor 50!

Every tournament is their favourite tournament Raahh

He's definitely got the hang of all the speeches, Carlos.

I know!

We're not fooled

Did anyone thank Goody?

Jane

Poor Goody.

I hope he thanked the DJ!

Right, I must move. Between the marathon and 2 tennis finals, I've been sitting her since about 10am

I'm exhausted, frankly.

I just want to watch the swimming pool shot! Hope Carlos keeps his shorts on - don’t want a repeat of that Calvin Klein advert

Fizzy**

I guess we're not going to see it then

Doesn’t look like it Jane - I’m sure they usually show it - oh well better go and do something!

Saw on ATP Instagram, the pool celebration. Carlos really went for it, swiftly followed by a bunch of eager ball girls!

I’ve just watched it kazza - thought he would go for it

I can’t see to work out when Madrid starts properly

Fizzy I* *think the women start tomorrow and the men on Wed.

Thanks kazza - these 2 week men & women tournaments always confuse me!

There's tennis players supporting each other and then there's this guy