Tennis: Heading into the clay swing - Monte Carlo, Rome, Paris, don’t forget the altitude in Madrid

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New thread!

Jeez he's very aggressive today

Yes, sadly his ankles bend in ways normal human ankles don't .

He's taking it out on his drinks bottle now. Arsey git.

Looking for the magic bottle

Yes, he did seem to be gesturing for his magic potions.

That's going to get the crowd on his side

These people take rain a lot more seriously than Irish people

I hope Amelie has security.

I think she's staying on court where there's witnesses!

This will definitely benefit Djok, sadly.

If they play again tonight, I will be surprised.

Watch your back!

Hmm bet Djok will be on the miraculous magic figs in the rain break

Court Rainier, yes it is.

Sorry I've been listening to Robbie for too long.

I'm surprised Robbie hasn't said it's raining on Court Rainier <arf^

Xpost.

Yes Jane we have been listening to Robbie for far too long

As have you Raahh

Well, at least the break has given me the chance to --go to the loo- tidy the kitchen a bit. I don't actually want to do anything productive though.

I I started raining here and I ran out to bring the clothes in and when I got inside it stopped

Might get some hoovering done. Oh joy.

*it not I

Dh has gone shopping. I'm not sure what for.

DD1 had her first shift at McDonald's. She didn't want to apply (her brother worked there for over 2 and half years) but her other job is seasonal, at a football club, and the season ends this month, til September.

She hates the hat. And the hair net

They're back. Come on Lorenzo!

Just realised I've been calling Aurelie Amelie. I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm worse than Biden.

He's got the break!

Hope he can hold his nerve.

I'm having to score watch- so this is very tense.

Come on Lorenzo!

Wow!

Come on now Lorenzo!