Tennis: Heading into the clay swing - Monte Carlo, Rome, Paris, don’t forget the altitude in Madrid

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New thread!

Well the shed has livened the commentary up a bit

The shed talk is frankly bonkers.

These two are really dull.

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Yes, it was the most enthusiastic they've seemed all match!

I need to go and feed people but I don't really want to

Oh sorry Raahh I was too busy laughing at the shed and didn't realise it was you

Come on Dan!

The discussion about Sweet Caroline was pretty scintillating - I think I missed the shed chat

Bring back Gilles -at least his voice is nice to listen to

Robbie must be off this week - off to recharge his batteries and come up with some new Robbieisms

The loo is in a shed under the stands Fizzy!

True to form, I didn't even notice the mistake, Jane

Ooh now that sounds interesting

Come on Dan!

I mean ,it was an interesting variation on discussing loo breaks, the shed chat.

Robbie will be back , armed and dangerous with his Robbieisms.

Once again, I am finding myself squinting, trying to figure out what the logo is on Dan's shirt. I think I decided it was lion.
It might be a relative of Goody.

Or the island where Goody's cousin lives?

Hope Dan can keep this up.

It's like being at a wedding, listening to this DJ set list.

It's like a Peter Kay sketch. 'Something for the Aunties ...'.

DS1 reckons Dan's top looks uncomfortable to play in and I was telling him about when Dan had to wear plain Tesco tops because no one would sponsor him

I think it’s a horse on Dan’s top

Come on Dan!

And Uncle Knobhead Raahh

I feel a bit sad I haven't seen Goody this year.

Only a bit, though.

Uncle knobhead

I was just thinking about Dan's Tesco t-shirts - still not sure who’s sponsoring him now!

I still think Dan's kit is way better than most of the eyesores on the tour!

You’re not missing anything Raahh - still scared me yesterday!