Below Deck - Hayu Pace....The Best Goddam Job In The World

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Will the boat leave the Dock?
Will Colin turn into a creep now he's single?
Will Gary make it in time to snog all the stews?
Will Daisy ever stop crying?

Roll up for the new series if BDSY.

Have tried another device. Still an error, it must be the Hayu app

And it's back. Hands up if you tried to see how much fist you could get in your mouth!!

Glad it’s back! That’s annoying it was glitching.

I did try. It was grossly my party trick as a 90s teen…😳

Wow!! Can you still do it?

Yes but the corners of my mouth are very sore after 😂

Caiao is fluffing useless...no way he will last the season!
Trying to work out whether Solene really is poor or if Rainbeau is a drama llama.
Pretty tame season so far!

Yeah we’ve seen stews up later than Rainbeau and she’s being a bit of a martyr with the needing to be up for the other two in the morning to teach them as Barbara seems capable enough and Fraser is there.

I think solene is a bit shit but we’ve seen a lot worse. I don’t think Rainbeau was that helpful with the sheet conversion but then we don’t see it all/the lead up.

Has everyone watched this week’s?

Fraser and Damo 😳 (is it Damo or something else very similar?)
I like Kyle but he’s chasing someone who doesn’t really want him
The cheapskate guests with their tip if just under $20k, the previous guests paid that for a 3 day charter and the crew worked so hard for those 5 days, that night kayaking looked amazing.
The bosun will be gone soon.

Yeah Caio has to go! Fingers crossed for a good replacement.

In not fussed about the kiss. Other than Fraser is in a relationship and knows his partner won’t be happy but equally feels like a pointless relationship.

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So, first firing of this season, Caio has gone, no surprise really.

Fraser will also be binning off his boyfriend, not, I don’t think because of his dalliance with Damo but because of how he referred to him.

It is my imagination or did we see much less of the guests this week than we usually see? They seemed decent people but perhaps they were a bit boring/underwhelming, great tip though.
Does anyone else not like the abundance of ‘arty’ camera shots? I personally don’t think they add anything to the show.

@Femalefootyfan Fraser did end it in that ep. He stepped off for a call and told Barbara when he came back. It wasn’t the longest scene though.

I didn’t like the edit on this ep at all. Too much of the profile graphics which I feel take away from the action on the boat and that evening where they were eating then meant to be in the jacuzzi accounting to Caio then suddenly on a beach watching a fire dancer then in bed all in about a minute! It was rushed and the narrative hard to follow as we are used to seeing set up or even a mention of events that evening and guests getting in the tender. I’m not keen at all!

Solene = no self respect. Her parents must be so embarrassed.

it will be the Capt next.

Solene is just awful, she is no different to Gary in my eyes (except Gary actually does a decent job)

Anyone else not enjoying this season much, or at least not as much as previous ones? This one seems to be much more about the crew and their sexual antics and far less about the guest. I feel Bravo needs to get back to basics.

Totally agree about Solene, she’s awful but the others she’s snogged/slept with/flirted heavily with almost encourage her by engaging with her and not telling her to fuck off. I can’t stand her, she’s the most attention seeking, lazy, unpleasant person in the crew.

That said, today’s episode is a bit of a corker guest wise (no pun intended) and one particularly extremely drunk, entitled and aggressive individual with a ‘to be continued’ ending 😳

I think this episodes horror guests are the most exciting thing that's happened for ages. This season is dragging, bring back med.... Don't even want to get me started on Solene...if only she put as much energy in to her job as she did snogging and shagging everyone!

definitely agree with the lack of guest coverage.

Enjoying the nightmare guests - how on earth did she get that drunk? The other's aren't nearly as drunk as drunk as she is so must have been drinking before arriving

Good grief, not quite sure what to say about that last episode, I used to like Kyle but he's not coming across well at all. That girl really gave me the impression that she was actually a sex worker in the way she acted

It’s a squalid series, too much of the crews sexual antics.

I’m liking this season less and less as each episode is shown.
Kyle, well I don’t even know what to say, he certainly gives the impression that he did do something with that primary and as for the woman at the bar, just vile 🤢

Maybe Damo is right with all he was saying about Kyle, there’s surely something wrong when someone carries on like he has.

Damo has absolutely got it right. I've hit the self destruct button before, it wasn't pretty by all accounts....anyways, was a long time ago. I had hoped he might get a wake up call at the way he was pulled up about it but wasn't really sure if that bit at the end to camera with the [producer?] was before or after the chat with the captain as he was still alluding to shagging the guest...and the way he was holding her in the water I think he did. It's a bit grim. The woman on the toilet floor! OMG. Ick. He needs a bleachy scrub down!

I don't think he did anything in the water as everyone else was too close. If anything maybe a hand went astray - but wasn't the primary married?
The girl in the bar - maybe she was a sex worker as she was keen and quick. And no matter what you've drunk a toilet floor with the door unlocked is just rank.

So Kyle is still harping on about his ‘dalliance’ with the charter primary inasmuch as him saying he got away with something he shouldn’t have done, just bloody grim and his drinking is getting a bit much, anyone else see him take the bottle of scotch from the bar and just start drinking it in his cabin? I’m pretty sure they are allowed to drink what’s on the yacht when off charter but it seems he can’t wait to get stuck in and get more steadily pissed on nights out. I think he is making sure he doesn’t get invited back for another season and going on this current one, I hope he isn’t.

Solene seems to be learning her lesson though, which is a good thing, and she seems to actually be working now.

Im not sure what to think about the tip left by the guests, Kerry was right what he said about the house making mistakes but the servers shouldn’t lose out so the crew got something, actually I think what they got wasn’t all that bad tbh.

Just two charters left thankfully, it’s been the least enjoyable season for me.

Not the least for me. That was the Natasha, Natalya, Kyle season for me.

It’s very sad to watch someone on self destruct. I watch Kyle’s WWHL with Fraser and it was very much the same mixed story. To me it’s very clear he did it but less protecting his career (he said on it that he wants to do porn 🙄) but more that she’s married and he has probably been strongly advised not to admit it. Despite admitting it both drunk and sober.

I’m not so keen on Antony in the last few eps. But then it’s like he’s gone from sweet and anxious to arrogant chef which is the norm.

Looking forward to the next BDDU but I guess that’s next spring. Which one is next? Sailing yacht or Med?