Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Ryan’s and Daisy’s acid hell, Paul seems seriously unwell, and is Sarah under Damon’s spell?

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Amy could join the 'My Parent is a Murderer' club, as a senior member.

Did Carla kill a nasty man?

Gary's son, Jake?, another member. The bodies are piling up.

Max's mum killed a bad man but I'm not sure if Max knows.

Ohh ...that would then also include Lily on to the list !

Oh yes, Lily too. If we extended it to any relative of a murderer it would be the whole cast probably.

Get Hope, Eliza, Sam and Liam in the same room and we have a murderous father & mother and a murdered mother and father.
Could also have Lily and Max would feature twice!

Purely for the good of all of you on this thread ...and for scientific purposes only (😂😂😂🤣)

I tried out Hope's biscuit theory ...

It was performed in very strict scientific conditions ( a whole packet of biscuits and a cup of tea !)

It took a while of testing the biscuits in various positions ...and I can conclude .....

They taste yummy whatever the direction the go in your mouth 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉

Think it might come under the brackets of how do you like your scones ?🤔🤔....cream or jam first ?

Though Hope's way might have the edge for the first bite ?

I’m a bit of a sucker for chocolate covered rice cakes and I realised today that I always eat them chocolate down. Just not as nice the other way round.

Don't forget Jake

Aaron repulses me. I think it's the flaring nostrils on his horrible nose, and all his snivelling.

Ohhh and didn't Gary have a child with what's his face daughter daughter ? Phelam ? Married Eileen .
So add a grandchild as well !!🤣

What's the odds on the quads in a few years then?
One will be a murderer
One will be Trans something or other
One will be gay but won't come out
One will still be deaf and have a blind girlfriend and they audition for Weather fields version of Strictly

and it all goes horribly wrong 😗

I do not take the chances of all four surviving until they are 18

Poor Paul.

I feel so sorry for Paul 😞

It was sad to watch.

No all four will disappear off to London at the drop of a hat and never return again, even if their closest relative dies.

I might stop watching for a while. Why are they getting rid of Paul and all those deadbeat bores allowed to survive.

Who would you axe? My immediate list for another sink hole...Faye Stu Yasmeen horrid Steven and his lady friend Elaine . Im sure there are more. Too boring to remember. Aggie and Ed have vanished.
I would increase Debbie and bring back Dr Ali. I quite liked Rufus.

Faye Summer Yasmin Amy Elaine Jenny Tracey Carla. And Davids partner can't even remember her name. Even folk I liked have become boring. Like Fizz and quads Mum

Why is Elaine acting like a love struck teenager? It's embarrassing for her. He's not exactly a prince, so I can't understand Jenny flirting with him either.
Maybe I'm just old

I know many people like Carla but I would put her in the Corrie bin. This is purely because of her voice. Can't stand that nasal silly attempt at the Lancs accent. Same goes for Audrey. The way she speaks is awful. Am on a roll here so might as well shove Sarah in the same bin as her Gran. She calls her husband Adum.

That's it for now.

Yes when you cant remember someones name they can jog on. Child of Sean and Sean can go. Alina and the half sister of hope can return. And Alinas little Tyrone baba.
Phelans posh daughter who was impregnated by Gary can come back. She was pally with Eileen. She can come and live in Seans room.