Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Ryan’s and Daisy’s acid hell, Paul seems seriously unwell, and is Sarah under Damon’s spell?

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Totally agree.

Would Beth really prefer Kirk to Marco?!

Marco looks like a grubby cabbage patch doll. Kirky all the way!

Kirk is kind and he is Peanuts daddy. Marco is just another snake. Faye is going to break Craig's heart isnt she. Craig is going to need a strong family life. What a mess.
Ryans scar looks very sore. Hopefully his mammy will recover from her operation and come to visit him and remember about poor non funeral Robert. And Dr Ali needs to come and see him too.

Could someone please give me a summary of the last week ?

Beth also looks a bit cabbage patchy so I'd say they are a good match!

some years ago Todd was 'scarred for life' on his cheek. He has since had a new head and the scar was forgotten.

Yes I’ve never found this weeks at all

I think Marco has been introduced just so we can have Beth bumping into Faye at the Hotel bar that den of iniquity where they all sneak off to for illicit meetings whilst listening to slinky piano music.

The Ken and Barbie of Cabbage Patch land.

We are to process a summary. I have missed some. So this is my patchy summary...
Dj woman doesn't want Ryan to go to Ibiza. She is shallow. Daisy has a burner phone and is pretending to be dj woman. Ryan is going for a skin graft.
Rufus was drugged by Steven and drowned in the pool of his gorgeous home. Steven did a weird voiceover thing to Michael about leadership in a sort of arty way. Michael has been to Rufus house and Paul has maybe stolen his car . Craig will solve it.
Jackson who is really tall is turning Fayes head and she is yearning for her own little family.
Sarah has been led astray by drug seller Damon and is probably pregnant. She is not taking her pill now. She is also flirting and seducing Adam.

Lol now you’ve said that I can’t get the image from my mind but you’re so right

Excellent summary, if I may say so.

I thought this too. He really got off very lightly when you consider what real acid attack victims go through.
But I suppose it’s to make the make-up easier, as they’ll have to do it every time Ryan is in screen. (Until they forget about it, which they are bound to at some point).

Does everyone in Corrie give up a life in other places to live in wonderful weatherfield?! Latest example is Jackson and miley- I thought they were over for a holiday?
Then there's Steven - dear god please send him back-,
Sarah, Carla, Ryan, Debbie...
And that's just the list off the top of my head!

Thank you @eggandonion but why is daisy pretending to be DJ woman?
The plot looks bizarre when you haven't seen any of it on screen

Not sure how hellish life in London must have been for Dylan to move up and share a room with his dad at Eileen's.

George gave up his nice house to move in there too.

Daniel is another one who owns a house but prefers to pack into an overcrowded terrace.

@MrsKHunt I don't really know why Daisy was doing that. I missed the first part yesterday. Im sure someone else will know. I don't know why Alya wasn't around but Carla and Debbie were there.
I wish Debbie had more stories.

@MrsKHunt i think she was meant to be letting him down on the whole Ibiza front without getting the blame.

Is Carla going to get off with Ryan?

Think Carla is there as his replacement Mum, as they can't get Kim whatsername back.

MrsK..Ibiza to Ryan is the one positive in his life at the moment and he said he will get through this trauma because he has his new life waiting for him but horrible madam whatever her name is told Daisy that she aint interested, Ryan is yesterdays news and she’s employed another dj
and flounced of...sooooo to try and let him down gently Daisy is pretending to be her, which will not end badly at all will it 😕

Fitz and tyrones kitchen gives me the itch. Both working and no mortgage.

The wallpaper and pictures on the wall in their kitchen is worse than my house!