Steve Coogan on Top Gear

[lazarou]

Wow, he looks bloody gorgeous. I've heard he's a right dirty fecker. Anyway, had to get that off my chest.

Dirty in what way ?

I thought he looked a bit orange

He's worth a few quid though

and sweaty.

A bit filthy in the bedroom. There was some slapper in the paper ages ago said she 'had a relationship with him where he was a bit rough in the bedroom' She was obviously traumatised, posing in her underwear

I thought his pink shirt didn't do alot for him.

I would definitely do him.

The pink shirt definitely does it for me. Looks like I'm on my own on this one.

Ooh, I came over all funny when I saw him.

I'm sorry, when I see him all I think is, 'Knowing me, knowing you, A haaaa!'

But he was strangely attractive in 'A Cock and Bull Story'.

only think of dandruff when i think of him, what was that programme, when he came from norwich and stayed in a motel, and had dandruff.
yuck