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Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Heading into '23, Hoping Cain will soon be free. Let's pair the Doc off with Bernice and mutilate Naomi's fleece

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TellingBone · 23/12/2022 21:41

Have at it

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CoffeeLover90 · 12/01/2023 20:40

PrincessScarlett · 12/01/2023 20:35

On the plus side Cain has slept with a high number of Emmerdale residents 🤣

Well that's it decision made. Look out for the slightly plump red head with a nice coat. Think I'll take the flat above vinny, some strokes of chip and I'll send poor vin some baked goods.

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 12/01/2023 20:49

You are all heart @CoffeeLover90

moira will dod ye with a special kiss

careful now

PrincessScarlett · 12/01/2023 20:52

Yes definitely watch out @CoffeeLover90 as can't see Moira letting Cain go again. And she does have a murdering side to her.

RaraRachael · 12/01/2023 20:57

Well apart from the sadness of Kyle's removal by the childcatchers, that was up to the usual pishy standard of late.

I nearly fell off the couch when Matty actually touched Amy.

Great to see Chas being ostracised by all but the plastic Dingle - was that a fresh grey monstrosity she was wearing or has my recall of them all got blurred?
Hmm.... penniless and homeless are we now Chloe? Nobody cares - just take your beach ball and fuck off.
Where does creepy Caleb get "top lawyers". He's what we call a tink around here - well dodgy. Let's hope Cain has something very nasty in store for him.

Eastie77Returns · 12/01/2023 21:05

JaneJeffer · 12/01/2023 20:33

Or you'll end up getting murdered. Decisions, decisions...

Or even worse, the fate that befalls most women in the village: engaged to David
or becoming the mother of his child.

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 12/01/2023 21:09

Tink @RaraRachael 🤣🤣🤣

im sniggering to masel

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 12/01/2023 21:10

Eastie77Returns · 12/01/2023 21:05

Or even worse, the fate that befalls most women in the village: engaged to David
or becoming the mother of his child.

Now that would be proper cruel

RaraRachael · 12/01/2023 21:18

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge when we were little that was the biggest insult that could be slung at someone and resulted in many a playground "hiding".
Sadly it was meaningless to incomers 😂

CoffeeLover90 · 12/01/2023 21:44

Eastie77Returns · 12/01/2023 21:05

Or even worse, the fate that befalls most women in the village: engaged to David
or becoming the mother of his child.

Scratch that, the move is off 🤣

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 12/01/2023 21:52

@RaraRachael

i loved it as an insult. Still do. 🤣 Used it the other night to some yobby gobshite in the park. Who probably did not get it but I do.

Mxflamingnoravera · 12/01/2023 23:09

Does Mack ever take his coat off?

RaraRachael · 12/01/2023 23:21

No @Mxflamingnoravera it appears to be welded on to him. I think it's the male equivalent of Chas's skanky waterfall cardigans.
He's a nice looking lad but I get the impression he'd be s bit smelly if you stood close to him.

Mollypolly2610 · 12/01/2023 23:27

sometimes he looks like he needs a good scrub!

Virgo1958 · 13/01/2023 12:55

Dotty had a filling at aged 4, what kind of mother is Laurel?

JaneJeffer · 13/01/2023 12:57

You know those yellow antibiotics they give children? Terrible for the teeth.

JaneJeffer · 13/01/2023 12:58

Mollypolly2610 · 12/01/2023 23:27

sometimes he looks like he needs a good scrub!

At least he looks like he actually works on the farm. Nate looks like he just dresses up for the gram.

CuriousCatfish · 13/01/2023 19:56

Oooerrr was that a threat?

PrincessScarlett · 13/01/2023 19:56

Caleb is bloody annoying. I thought Cain was very restrained there.

CoffeeLover90 · 13/01/2023 19:56

I don't trust him as far as I could throw him. But that's a nice coat.

PrincessScarlett · 13/01/2023 19:57

Yes it was @CuriousCatfish

CuriousCatfish · 13/01/2023 19:57

Nice car too.

Jojoanna · 13/01/2023 19:59

I don't like this Caleb at all . (Cain and Abel sort of dynamic) annoying . Too smug

PrincessScarlett · 13/01/2023 20:00

CoffeeLover90 · 13/01/2023 19:56

I don't trust him as far as I could throw him. But that's a nice coat.

I don't trust him either. He's managed to charm every single Dingle but Cain. I think that he'll turn out to be a proper bad egg, cause a massive shit storm and all the Dingles will be begging for Cain's forgiveness when they realise what fools they have been.

CuriousCatfish · 13/01/2023 20:07

Cain knows a baddie when he sees one.

And FFS Chloe we know you are up the duff, no need to keep stroking the bump.

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 13/01/2023 20:59

That was a really annoying episode. Bloody Chloe doing ma heid in.

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