EMMERDALE as the 50th Anniversary approaches the murder wish list gets longer NO SPOILERS (or you'll be on it)

[JaneJeffer]

Other thread nearly full.

I kinda seen tonight's. Children shouting. But I've recorded it and will probably watch them all at the weekend.

Poor Sam!
love the cow cam 😂

@RaraRachael

I’m so sorry! I forgot to show you the dead Chicken dress.

Ha ha I bet she was delighted when she got that script @PrincessScarlett

Cow cam is just brilliant!! I bet Sam, Nate and Belle all had a right laugh that day 🤣

Although to be fair most of the females of Emmerdale have had that script over the years! 🤣

Thanks @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge I wonder how much poultry was massacred to produce that monstrosity

At least our fears for the anniversary extravaganza of her mounting a prison breakout seem to be unfounded 🤞

I don't think Sam is dead. It looked like the spike went through his shoulder when the camera showed him from the front.

And so the misery and nonsense continues ........

'otten General will be filling up.

When Amelia wailed, 'I can't bear it any longer' I was right there with her.

Wendy the Angel of Mercy is on duty so everybody will be just fine and dandy

You rotten shit Will

Will can do one.

Have I got this wrong @RaraRachael

isn’t Wendy technically unqualified….

You'd think Will would be concerned about Kim's head injury! What an arse

Will is being horrible isn't he - and for once Kim is being nice. He obviously still holds a torch for Spoon

I hope Sam doesn't die 😞

Yay Sam is aliiiiiiive!!

He just happened to have that grinder on him? As you do.

Oh good - maybe something falls on Naomi - please can it be a very big tree and take out Charles, Ethan and Nicola too?

I hope no trees were harmed in the making of this episode.

harriet I’m not so arsed about. Or Al. Or Chas. Or Kerry.

But Chas will live so Paddy can kick her into touch.

Naomi in that fucking dog bed.

may it fill up like a blimp and float her away.

It's beyond ludicrous.

Agree re Chas - she (and her lips) need to get what for.

My dad always said we'd get What For - we never actually found out what it was 😂