Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Audrey’s scared they all want her cash, Maria’s being trolled for her stance on trash, and in the words of Blanche…

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I want Spider to be the old days Spider, i can't deal with complications.
I think a lot of men don't watch Corrie but mysteriously know what is happening.

Spider being a policeman is as unlikely as him working for the DSS - at least he isn't in a shirt & tie.

He justified that by helping people get their entitlements. He definitely went to South America because Auntie em joined him.
How he became an undercover whatever, goodness knows.

I think they secretly read Take a Break and all the spoilers when they're in the queue to pay for their Kit Kats and shit pasties at the petrol station.

Was the storyline about Max being tricked into sending nude selfies ever resolved?

@lilaccottagegarden Please don't post about actors leaving- that is a spoiler.

I’m so sorry - not intentional.

It seems they have Friday’s episode showing as Monday’s. When I went to watch Friday’s episode it wasn’t there at all until Monday. Maybe they took it off and replayed it because of the Queen’s death? Who knows but it certainly wasn’t there when I went to look for it!

I think he's actually undercover on Grif and Toyah just happened to get involved.

I was wondering why he’d be undercover and who’d he be investigating but maybe it is Griff. That’s the only person he seems close too anyway

He looks very shocked, in a spider way. And Peter is very busy with Toyanne.
I d like Baby Susie to return.

How does Toyah get all these men swarming round her? Peter Barlow, Imran, Spidder-U-Like, Griff.....how does she do it?!

And why is Glenda staying at Eileen's? Why isn't she staying at George's house?

Eileen’s house is a tardiness how many actually live there?!

Don't forget, Corrie on TONIGHT (Thurs 15th) at 9pm

I didn’t realise this thank you! I hope I can stay awake to see the end. It’s been a busy day!

She is a real CF, who would tolerate her annexing their house in real life

I didn't know it was on tonight, I will have to rearrange my whole social diary.

I’d forgotten about that! I don’t think it was.

Also, from conversations going on in the hospital, it seems like James is supposed to be in a long-distance relationship with Danny. Am I the only one who thought they’d split up yonks ago?

Thank you! I didn't know.

Another woefully dull episode, so fed up with Toyahs miserable face.

Toyah's face looks like it might totally fall apart with misery.

The quickest murder trial in history.

I still can't get my head around why she's on trial for murder. Even if she did for a split second think 'fuck this shit' and drove the car at a. building after finding out everything Imran had done, the only evidence of intent was Adam saying she wasn't best pleased at the whole cheating lying manipulative husband situation.
But now we have the will-he won't-he suspense of whether Spider will betray her for confessing her feelings of guilt. Hurrah.

I don't understand why she is on trial. I thought Imram had a heart attack after rescuing her. She could be charged with dangerous driving but even then it would be caused by diminished responsibility.
I have visualised Spider as a 1960s beat policeman with hat etc and he fits the part.
Obviously too much time on my hands...